Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 2)

Perkataan hari ini ialah BEBAU.

wei... bebau... baie kali~~~

Bebau in english is smelly (i guess). It occurs to the people who don't shower, don't brush their teeth or they are simply born smelly.

Gila wang, mun udah bebau ane, na ia kira tempat and masa ne. Selalunya kawan2 malas kan nagur, pasal u know... pyh bah... paham2 tah hint yg kana bagi such as "Eh palui, bebau wah ko ah... nada sabunkah?" or "Ko ane mun di simpan balah sampah wah, bekelayi lalat kan terabang tmpt lain ne, pasal bebau banar ko ah". Hint catu lagi org kan nda paham... antak tah kali palanya eh.

How to solve this bebau problem?

1) Take your shower (not to forget to shampoo ur body)

nice body shampoo here~~ owh yeah, don't forget to shampoo your hair too

2) Brush your teeth (at least twice a day)

ehehehe barus2 gigi

gila, mun udah kucing pandai barus gigi a2 wah... BAIKTAH~~~

3) Use lotsa cologne/deodorant/Eau De Toilete

use all of these at once... atu lagi bebau~~ naku tau

Bebau ani selalunya kana relate dengan binatang lalat. Ada jenis tempat di mana lalat inda mengaga:

1) Tempat yang inda bebau
2) Tempat yg luan bebau (pasal mengikut pendapat lalat2, kalau teluan kamah/busuk/bebau ane, inda hygiene wah)
3) Tempat yang tinggi (ane mengikut statement dari a guy who worths 1 million)

lalat yang sedang bersalaman kerana sudah terjumpa si-bebau yang baru

So hope you guys always brush your teeth and take your shower :D HYGIENE COMES FIRST.

Just in case you don't know how to shower properly (could happen), i feed u guys the below video. Follow every steps and you won't be bebau then!!! tadaaa...

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