Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 3)

Perkataan tani hari ani ialah lampuh.

Sbalah kanan yg lampuh ahh...

lampuh atau lebih dikenali gamuk ani terjadi bila kamu makan banyak, ermm... mcm makan sampai 4 pinggan sekali... (aii! temaha tu eyh)

ayat "lampuh" macam-macam kegunaannya... for example untuk:

1. mengucap, memaki- "lampuh jua ko ani"
2. memuji- "aiiiii bisai sul mu...lampuh ko sdh!!! tp ... mukamu nampak bulat"
3. mengelar- "mana si lampuh?"

cana kamu tau kamu dalam category lampuh?

• Betimbang....duhhh!!
• lamak yg berlebihan di keliling pinggang mcm bladar
• kedua2 paha betamu, if bejalan tegisil jadi macam badas sulnya
• double chin
  
• baju superman arh kadai BINGO nada size
• size baju, sluar n spendat XL
  
• ada masanya paksa pakai rawa/jala/fishing net ntuk dijadikn baju...
  
• kana sindir/hint - "lampuh jua ko hamik* " (nama ditukar/ditebalikkan bagi mengelakkan pertumpahan darah)

sampai ada yg malu & nda ngakun diri atu lampuh, contohnya:
"mana ada ku lampuh, aku berisi kli saja ahh..."

(Sbalah kiri ane gambar kanak2 ahhh, ada career ia udah ne..)














kadang2 ada jua yg menyiksa diri memakai Tummy Trimmer supaya nda nampak lampuh...erkkk

"Tummy Trimmer"

(arh kadai c rapi sebalah rumah mama diding ada kli jual, $2.90)

atau mengunakan Fat Reducing Instrument, ntah banar nda kh jua mujarabnya....tp nya 'urg lah' ok plg

"Fat Reducing Instrument"

(napa mcm misin surung ni sulnya ni ah?)

Body Fat Tester
(kaedah masakini untuk check lamak....)

so...pandai2th kamu ahhhh memilih yg mana satu kn di pakai.... and lastly contoh bini2 yg mengunakn Tummy Trimmer & Fat Reducing Instrument

Sebelum/Before

Selepas/After
(memilih tah~ $1 satu ne)

Anak punai anak merbah ~
Terbang turun buat sarang~
Anak sungai pun berubah~
Ini pula hati orang ~
mengapa dikenang~

(petikan dari salah satu lagu lagenda)

Di Sebalik Ceramin Kerita (Part 2)

This edition of DSCK, kami dengan bangganya memperkenalkan Hj Izam or sooo called c jam or c amir (ntuk org2nya sja, if nda tau ceta JANGAN ASI2 MAKAI!! ahaha). Ia ane slalu kana mentionkan nmanya arah blog ane. sal ia ane one of our frens lah yg slalu asi2 ekut kami lepak2. Pasal meliat badannya yg kurus ane, iatah kami kesiani sja, takut kami ia ane kana makan kuyuk... takut kami kuyuk liat ia as a walking bone. ahahaha kami ane wah semuanya berisi2 :D

trust me, dis pict was taken sebalah ceramin keta... p bersih wah ceraminnya

He is a member of trubuk masin. Good in playing football, futsal, street soccer... anything to do with balls... and i mean it.. ANY BALLS :D

He is still single, we suppoz... at least atu yang kami tau... so if mau kenalan sma ia.. click here here or here to link urself to his friendster (ahaha boring~~). GUD LUCK!!!


Ia ane gila dangdut ne. Kalau ada gambus ia slalu pigi. Sal biasa, apa ada slalunya tym gambus ane?? MEMBERS~~~ ia suka lah, teasing members2 sna atu~~ kalau ia ke gambus, ia tah THE MOST~~

why did the previous post said he's a gay boy?? The pictures below decribe thousand of words...

who are dos??

awww~~~ cute couple... is dat his boyfren? i tink so~~ (tdi kata single)

awww~~ so sweet, they're playing as if they are having a 'normal' relationship.

owh yeah... below pictures are dedicated to MAMOTIES' FRIEND (mamoties ane orang ne ah...)... so mamoties' friend... enjoy~~~

renung pada mataku... dan kau akan tahu, sebenarnya~~~ mataku dua biji... menggoda u abg jam~~~

pheewiitt~~~ sexy jua abg jam~~ bulih adik temankan? ahaha

awww~~~ so cute... mun kami pun cikit g kan jadi gay liat ko ane wah... apa lagi org gay... jadi bini2 kali tarus ahahaha...

begadang jangan begadang~~~ (petikkan dari lagu dangdut, antah lurus kah inda... jan marah mir~~ i'm not a big fan of dangdut~~ kalau thai's... maritah~~~ ahaha)




*btw we would lyk to send our deepest condolences to Sherman and his family at this difficult time. His grandmother passed away on the morning of 23rd February 2008.*

Selamat Hari Kebangsaan... =)

The Brunei flag...we love Brunei!! Muahz @ ur lips~

On the 23rd of February, we Bruneians are proudly menyambut hari kebangsaan!yayyyy~ happy Bday Brunei!!!hahahhahahha...

Tema Hari kebangsaan taun ane is 'Tunas Bangsa'. Erti bangsa ane smua urg tau, bt Tunas ane, apanah ertinya? Tunas ane ertinya~ adelerrr~ hahahhaha....

Tunas Bangsa means new genration (or in some language it is pronounce as 'Niew Ginerashioonn' in a heavy tagalog). So we as the new genaration of Brunei should make our country proud, berguna utk negara mcm beperang kh or berjihad kh, dakat2 cematulah~ N majukan lah Brunei ane, bukannya majukan parut sja ok? hahahhaha

Let us cerita sikit about Brunei's National day. Dulu, Brunei pernah d jajah oleh Jepun...After that Brunei bebas tia (informative?) =)



Left: Askar Jepun yg tunduk arh kerajaan Brunei also penyokong kuat Man Utd

2nd left: Askar yg pernah menyertai dart d blakng ahhh + nda cukup barat
2nd right: Askar bersara,liat parut~
Right: Askar sasat menahan napas buat2 nda nampak lampuh

Ane tah sja peninggalan penjajah2 lama~ li8 usul pn mcm taun 50an kn?

Laki2 - Hello baby~ sorry ahh, alum sampat top-up bah
Bini2 -eyh, membari ingau ati eyh, emergency kaliah~ antara hidup & mati ne
Laki2 - kenapa babe?
Bini2 -nada eyhhh, i miss u~

Antah laki2 kh bini2 kh- I just call~ to say i love u~

(This is by far the best iklan on radio...)

Jul's Mini Zoo??!!

greetings all!!! hei, rmmbr when i told ya guys pjul (a guy who worths 1 million) has lotsa pets? i just wana show u his pets here. so enjoy~~

one of his thousands hamsters. namanya c brownie or c cherry, or c johan or c tompok or c comel or c bino or c king or c lauly or c lol... na ku engat mana satu... or ada g lah yg ku na engat nma2 hamsternya ane

nampak kamu tortise nya? cita2nya kan jaga sampai tortise nya ane basar mcm kelapa. ahaha azam yg amat bagus~~

ane rabbitnya. hobi rabbitnya buat algebra...

ane... lupaku nma binatangnya~~~ cute tapinya owh

erk~~ binatang buasnya...bt ia ane so handsome!!awww~ muahz!

we're goin' to the zoo zoo zoo
how about you you you
you can come too too too
we're goin' to the zoo zoo zoo

(petikkan lagu tymku darjah 1 kah 2... na engat nma lagunya ahaha)

Happy Chinese New Year @ Sherman!

Hallo all

*sambil buat lion dance*

Di waktu senjakala 17th Feb, kami bOguSan family k rumah Sherman, ia menjamput kami k rumahnya n it was so fun, hehehe!especially si Fir yg cAjid threat behabis2an,hehehhe!Aun Chin Yu n d gay guy Hj Jam also joins us..

Around 5pm, Ajid fetch Fir n Buzz pas2 kami k rumah si Pijul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!). There, Hj Jam dgn gaynya sudah awl2 dtg k rumah si Pijul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!).

Sampai umah Pjul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!), kami ceta2, umpat2 n ucap2 urg, pas2 kami berlima k Pantai Tut skajap meround2 sana, kn menunggu Sherman bemake-up apa. Dpantai kami nampak bemacm2 jenis urg and bemacam saiz n bentuk yg berbeza2, so kami as a bOguS nda telapas dari 'mengomen' diurang ane i.e. ada yg sexy tp badan nya nda sexy, ada yg nda sexy tp badannya nda sexy, and ada yg nda sexy tp prasan sexy. Sama ada yg muanya alum beservis, alum beoverhaul and ada jua muanya yg mcm alum byr zakat, iatah bnr2 membariijap. Semoga diurang ane insaf, mcm kami~ =)

Then Sherman text and ask us 2 dtg k rumahnya. Sesampainya kami d sana, we became so nervous, salnya bnyk urg d rumah Sherman, so kami malu2, n so kinky kami ahh~ hihihi~ awww~ so after bepajal2, sama2 th kami bjln sana =) muahz utk kamu yg membaca! hahhahahah...

Kami pn mkn dgn malunya, cBuzz inda menghampakan bOguS, ia mkn dgn inda selera, dua pinggan nasi n 4 potong ayam sja ia mkn, hahahah...Then Chin Yu dtg, kami ceta2 lg n pas2 kami balik...

bah, a2 sja x eyhhh...li8 sja gambr d bwh, a picture describes a thousand words....

After we enjoy the meal, Ajid Fir n Pjul enjoying pepsi twist double shot, the rest pepsi twist BIASA


This looks like a beer

So we try, Yampuii!! mabuk2 usul kami, pijul a2 tutup matakh or andangnya?

A picture describes a thousand word!

When u are havin alot of theories,

Kerusi patah by Pjul, by Pjul, not Buzzli not Buzzli nor Kimah nor Kimah.
Luan kn meli8 kakinya whether cukup Tdur kh alum, ane th jdnya ne...

"Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" (Sebahagian lirik lagu di ambil dari filem Kuch Kuch Hota Hai..)

Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 2)

Perkataan hari ini ialah BEBAU.

wei... bebau... baie kali~~~

Bebau in english is smelly (i guess). It occurs to the people who don't shower, don't brush their teeth or they are simply born smelly.

Gila wang, mun udah bebau ane, na ia kira tempat and masa ne. Selalunya kawan2 malas kan nagur, pasal u know... pyh bah... paham2 tah hint yg kana bagi such as "Eh palui, bebau wah ko ah... nada sabunkah?" or "Ko ane mun di simpan balah sampah wah, bekelayi lalat kan terabang tmpt lain ne, pasal bebau banar ko ah". Hint catu lagi org kan nda paham... antak tah kali palanya eh.

How to solve this bebau problem?

1) Take your shower (not to forget to shampoo ur body)

nice body shampoo here~~ owh yeah, don't forget to shampoo your hair too

2) Brush your teeth (at least twice a day)

ehehehe barus2 gigi

gila, mun udah kucing pandai barus gigi a2 wah... BAIKTAH~~~

3) Use lotsa cologne/deodorant/Eau De Toilete

use all of these at once... atu lagi bebau~~ naku tau

Bebau ani selalunya kana relate dengan binatang lalat. Ada jenis tempat di mana lalat inda mengaga:

1) Tempat yang inda bebau
2) Tempat yg luan bebau (pasal mengikut pendapat lalat2, kalau teluan kamah/busuk/bebau ane, inda hygiene wah)
3) Tempat yang tinggi (ane mengikut statement dari a guy who worths 1 million)

lalat yang sedang bersalaman kerana sudah terjumpa si-bebau yang baru

So hope you guys always brush your teeth and take your shower :D HYGIENE COMES FIRST.

Just in case you don't know how to shower properly (could happen), i feed u guys the below video. Follow every steps and you won't be bebau then!!! tadaaa...

Guru Bagai Pelita Dalam Hidup Kita (petikkan dari lagu hari guru)

Di waktu pencuri inda memaling

Hello alll...

Yesterday on the 15th Feb, an unfortunate incident happened to our very own bOguS CePu... He was involved in an accident @ kg. Telisai on 7 a.m. Ia telangga(bukannya teabah) urg yg menyampati kn masuk simpang, then urg a2 tedasuu di siring n tarus telangga keta urg yg paking arh dapan kadai nda jauh dari tmpat bisdiurang belangga, kelanga..

Lapas a2, si Buzz kluar kreta, kn dihindiknya urg a2, tp iblis nda sampat mempengaruhi jiwa si Buzz.. Kesianlah si Buzz, paksa plang ia nda keraja, huhu~

So guys, be careful on the road, especially when u encounter Buzz on the road, ia ane ada bad record ne d Texas.

Blakang a2 skulah Telisai

Blakang a2 concern Bruneian

Di siring a2 kerata Ford Focus & sbalahnya a2 Toyota Corolla maybe

"Indung anak~ jangan menangis~ bapamu lagi~ bapamu lagi~ ke kelab dangdut" (petikan lagu bini urg Brunei utk anaknya yg bapanya jln mengindon).