BOGUS EMPIRE

Toys 'R' Us

2010-12-04T10:31:00.000+08:00

Tips by bOguS (Part 2)

2010-12-02T12:01:00.000+08:00

Selamat pagi/petang/malam kepada sekelian makhluk yang dapat membaca maupun luar dan dalam negeri ...

sekali lagi kita bersama untuk mengongsikan tips untuk dicuba dan di-amalkan anda semua...

hari ini kita akan mengemukakan tips atau kaedah untuk anda tidak lagi mengusut tetang masalah berat badan awda yang berlebihan ...

ingin mengembalikan percaya diri?
maukan puji-pujian dari rakan? atau kamu yamg minta puji?
dan pasti ramai yang mau badan kelihatan inda gamuk walaupun makan tanpa henti kn?

ini lah dia tips2 tanpa mengunakan banyak tenaga dan mengambil masa yang amat singkat :-

1. kan tani dari damit sdh kana ajar, mulakan makan atu dgn Bismillahirahmanirahim ... jgn kn nda mendangar ckp indung, yatah sdh tu luan durhaka, nda berkat tu, parut pun membuncit~

2. adakah before ani kmu pernah minum susu ini??

lapas ani jgn th kmu minum lagi ok? pasti kamu tidak akan mempunyai masalah peningkatan berat badan yang amat drastic

3. pacahi semua ceramin yang terdapat d rumah kamu dan semua termasuk yang ada arh kerita kamu, spaya kmu nda sesekali teliat badan kamu yang lampuh atu. sanang kan?

4. kalau saiz baju anda XXL, jgn sesekali membali size yang S, M, L, XL & XXL ... bali yang lagi basar, supaya kalau kamu hang out dgn kwn kmu, baik nasib kana ucap kmu makin kurus, kalau nda pun kmu asi-asi lah gto "eyh basar baju ani eyh, msatu sampit ya"

5. jgn sekali-kali betimbang, kmu bagi saja urg kurus penimbang ah, drng yang patut betimbang

sanang kan? terserah pada kmu smua kn mencuba inda ... kebaikkannya ntuk kamu jua kan?

ingat sekali lagi tips yang kmi bagi ani bukan untuk mengurus kan badan, tapi untuk anda tidak berasa gamuk

mun mau kan kurus diet lah!!! jogging!!! cardio workout!!! ndakn atu pun kmu kn payah pikir lagi ....

seperti yang di-ingatkan leh urg tua2 dulu "andang syakit mun kan lawa ani lai"

akhir kata dari kami -

Amalkan Hidup Yang Sehat!!!!

Katakan NDA kalau kamu nda mau apa2!!!

Uncle seekers - "hantu ni satu benda yang ghaib, yang mata tak nampak"

Dato' Dr. Hj Mohd Fadzilah Kamsah - "guru saya pesan, hantu ni mungkin ada mungkin tak ada,kalau ada pun cuma hantu bleh tengok hantu"

Uncle Seekers - "dato kata mungkin ada? mungkin tak ada? dato ni orang islam ke? dalam Al-Quran ada sebut pasal jin, syaitan, iblis ... kan dato pakar dlm benda ni, kalau dato tak tau jgn cakap "

Dato' Dr. Hj Mohd Fadzilah Kamsah - "memang dalam Al-Quran, dalam hadith ada sebut pasal jin, syaitan, iblis ... tapi takde sebut pasal hantu"

Uncle Sekeers - *sipu2 macam TAIE!!!*

kalau tak tau jgn ckp? hahaha sendiri yang nda tau apa2 ngok!!!

Sehari Sepatah Definition (part 6)

2010-12-01T01:30:00.004+08:00

Perkataan yang ingin di-kongsikan hari ini ialah ANTAM bukan ANTM*America's Next Top Model* ok?

perkataan antam ani bleh di-upgrade sikit supaya nyaman bunyinya di-sabut dengan ditambah H didapannya iaitu Hantam ... macam-macam erti yang bulih kita kikis dari perkataan antam ani :-

1. kn menumbuk urg - "Ku Hantam ko krg!!"

2. tidak berpuas hati - "antam tah kau!!!"

3. menurut apa saja yang di cadangkan - "kn makan mana tani ni?" lalu dijawab "antam saja lah"

4. bersukan maupun "bermain" - "dari mana ko? bagas behantam?"

5. menyimpan barang - "Antam saja di sini kli ah"

6. memoklen - "antam ahax"

7. persetujuan - "ANTAMM!!!"

8. dgn sesuka hati - "lului urg ah, antam nya saja bah"

memang banyak lagi kegunaan perkataan Antam ani ... di-sini saja sesi kita pada hari ini, nampaknya masa telah cemburukan kita ... pastikan anda dapat belajar dari apa yang kmi kongsikan hari ini ok? selamat maju jaya~

lelaki 1 - "nyaman kah ayam bbq ah?"
lelaki 2 - "memanglah nyaman, PREE!!"
(di-petik dari conversation sahabat)

... kaMi aKan KemBaLi

2010-11-29T11:55:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum~

batah sdh nda update ... biasa lah, bila jua kami ani nda sibuk ah hahaha

liatlah apa yang terjadi kepada blog ani batah kmi nda membuka ...

eyh? kenapa ya menyapit idung ani??

1.BETAIE!!!! ntah siapa kah lagi yang nda tetulus jamban, di sini ani tah jua ya beria, ntah luan lunggar sudah lubang abutnya *erti kata lain ialah jubur, ini bagi mengelakkan daripada keluarnya bahasa kesat secara langsung* atu kli sampai nda dpt di tahanya ....

nya c bond, beminyak sul taie dlm gambar ani, macam minyak indomie sulnya hahaha

sudah taie ampai2, nada th lain tu yang hinggap

apa lagi kalau bukan

2. Lalat!!!!!!! nya urang tua belangau~ bila jua nda belangau ah mun sdh taie ampai2 ... mcm nya babu bagas bini ketua kampung ckp "datang tak di jemput, pergi tak di suruh"

jgn kan lalat, malah

3. BABI!!! pun turun hinggap pasal memeriahkan lagi suasana ... ntah luloy sulnya, pikirnya cute th tu? c acai saja ke-cute-an ko atu, adang luan kambang

pasal atu, kami inda lagi akan tinggalkan atau meng-abai2kan blog ani walau sesaat ... dan dengan azam baru ani kami ingin menyegar kan balik udara dalam blog ani kembali seperti "Susu Hana, 100% susu dari ladang" =)

p/s: Susu Hana merupakan product susu segar local ... nada lagi bunyi2 nya, seriously nyaman susu Hana atu, kesian manusia bernama Hana, susunya jua kana mainkan dan jadi sebutan ramai

do come back ok? =)

"BAUTAAAA!!! MAKAN TAIE IDUNG!!!!!" (di-Petik dari kisah lampau di-kala guru marah kepada murid, inilah antara khazanah yg berharga, Terima kasih cikgu)

RAMADHAN~

2009-09-07T02:16:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum Dan Salam Sejahtera Semuanyeee...

Hai kawan2 dan sahabat kat luar sanee tu..ape kabar?? D bulan yg indah lagi permai ini kami ingin memberi sedikit nasihat dan tauladan ntuk kita kongsikan beramai2...Ani untuk peringatan tani smua...Di bulan Ramadhan tani.....

INDA BULEH:-

1) Korek Idung

Ah...ku tau mostly idung tani betayi and sometimes ada yg juntai2..kan mengurik? kurik tah mun pulis nampak nda pidah2 kana saman..tahan2 tah pedulitah apa org nampak..yg penting hasil dari kurikan atu!

2) Mengumpat

Tau ku ni org brunei lagi suka yg ngumpat..hehe..kalau org tutung kai ckp tutung ia ngumpat...e.g abut jiu maang..liat sja arh gmbar di atas ia ngucap kwnnya badak...nda pun cam badak cam gajah jua 2...

3) Melanchap

*Blush* ani selalu di lakukan ulih kaum laki2 ni...nda tahan2 teliat ia bini2 sexy di miri yg betatu di punggung sudah ia kejamban bayarnya 30 sen(20 sen entry+10 sen tissue). Tauku tu tissue a2 ntuk nya behapa..untuk melap "paluh".

Sponsored by: Alan Delon

4) Besigup

For those yg suka besigup a2..tahan2 tah ah...lapas abis sungkai puas2tah besigup mcm kwn tani d gambar ah...

5) Meliat DVD Mucha Lucah

Ani sama ni jua...check ja arh smpah nya..banyak tissue=banyak CD lucah
So guys tahan2 tah wah...jgntah ikut mcm perangai kucing!!

6) Sekodeng jiran mandi

Bisai2 jiran mandi di sekodeng..baik wah ia kai spendet mun inda cana??Tunggutah abis sungkai wah mcmtah ia nda pndai mandi masa malam..CMA....(cung mu ah)

Okay ani saja ntuk mengupdate..:) Happy Fasting dan jangan Ponteng!!

King of Pop

2009-07-08T01:37:00.002+08:00

Michael Jackson
1958 - 2009

i know dis is kinda late and the whole world already knows... but we still wana put it here... *at least be update bah geng*

Al- Fatihah

... diSebaLik aWaN yaNg biRu

2009-05-13T06:22:00.011+08:00

Assalamualaikum

nah update ni~

kenapa durang ani makai mask?

untuk begaya?
jerebu? *awu dapan Skool Mahad angus rumput2 nya...baikth d usahakn*
kn main jadi doktor? *ndakn tuha2 drng ani kn main kli*
memutung bawang? *eyh? bukannya matakn yg padih?*
menumis lada karing? *semasa membuat ayam masak merah*

nda kmu tau kn, yatah sdh ni takut kana flu iaitu Swine Flu a.k.a Flu khinzir a.k.a Selsema khinzir

Swine influenza (also called swine flu, hog flu, and pig flu) refers to influenza caused by those strains of influenza virus, called swine influenza virus (SIV), that usually infect (is endemic in) pigs. *ani bulat2 dari WiKi ni ah*

in detail kmu google saja ah~ muaahhzzz~ *gigit lips*

Alhamdulillah as far as we concern, dibrunei alum ada case-nya...

sebagai peringatan ani symptom2-nya

Thanx to Ministry Of Health, read the newspaper then you'll know haha

jadi sebagai penduduk Brunei muslim mahupun non-muslim, sama2 tani berusaha mencegah k

demi untuk negara dan bangsa kitani...

berbagai cara bleh kmu buat contohnya

1. klu fever sikit bawa tarus k hospital, jgn kn mengerasi...

2. jgn di-jilat idung babi yang selsema...

*atu lagi nda mihir!!!!*

3. k untuk yg couple atu, jgn kn kiss2, marah mummy krg~
*haha apa kena mengenanya dgn swine flu*

4. jgn minum satu cawan dgn urg menghidap flu ani *kli jua lah, aku ngantam saja ni~*

kmu yg masih ragu2 dgn apa2 saja bleh lah menghubungi hospital terdekat untuk mendapatkn informasi yg selanjutnya...ok gang? muaaahhzzz!!

k chow!!!

bini2 bru kawin d mlm 1st : maaa!!! abg maaa (suami beliau)...satu kakiiiii *lari menuju mamanya sambil nangis*

mama bini2: Alhamdulillah, bapamu lai satu inchi pun nda sampai lai

BiLa kaMi seDang siBuk

2009-04-27T06:12:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum

hahah batah sdh nda be-update ani bah... bukan apa, semua sibuk msani...

EoN - sibuk dgn keraja, pasal ya mau nanti jadi tokoh lapasnya pincin nanti (hahaha cali sulmu tu)

JiN - ntah apa kh yg d cbukkn nya, baik jua sdh wireless router-nya, entah lah~

AiX - masih berusaha mencari gadis idaman beliau "Q" (gila yo, atu lama hahaha)

NiL -sama c JuDe sibuk bermain sims, mengeluarkan idea2 yg bernas membuat rumah yg canggih, selain dari itu mereka meliat ceta "boys over flower"

JuDe - sama c NiL sibuk bermain sims, mengeluarkan idea2 yg bernas membuat rumah yg canggih, selain dari itu mereka meliat ceta "boys over flower" (hahaha copy n paste saja)

CePu - sibuk main sims apartment, then while sims-nya mandi, ya pakai cheat pindahkn tampatnya mandi atu then, tadaaaa~ hahah perv!!!

anyway guys thats all for now~

mama : selamat hari raya lai~
anak bini2 : selamat hari raya, eyh? karang banyak bayarannya~
(di petik dari iklan 10 taun lapas)

They are Indians???

2009-03-02T02:59:00.004+08:00

Have u guys ever tot that the Queen (of England) is an Indian?? or perhaps the Superman?? Enjoy the videos...

iNi maCam...

2009-02-28T09:51:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum

update blog ckit,

tomorrow, sunday bersamaan dengan 1 march 2009, 3 ahli bOguS akan melibatkan diri dgn perlawanan futsal yg dianjurkan oleh pihak CCCT

dengan ini kepada semua pihak agar dapat memberi sokongan padu yang tidak berbelah bahagi....

sekian terima kasih~

"maju sukan untok negara"
(di petik dari rancangan sukan tempatan)

Animal planet! :')

2009-02-06T13:20:00.000+08:00

So these two people raised this lion cub who they named Christian.
Sadly he got too big for them to take care of so they decided to release him to live as a wild lion.
After a year they decided to travel to Africa to see him. They were specifically told that he would not remember them. This video was taken when they met him. ;')*sniffing vigorously*In Brunei theres only 1 Senga left sumwhere in tutong. So be gentle to Senga and give the Senga a big bearhug like what happened in the vid..:'D

Artist : Aerosmith
Song title: I don't wanna Miss a Thing

SESI DR EE AHH MENG~

2009-01-29T15:19:00.000+08:00

*suaree sentiasee serut*Hi semuee~ Selamat pagi yeee semuee...Sayeee Doctor ijazah tinggi EE AH Meng yang selalu kat radio pelangi tu..sayeee le tuu yg bagi nasihat tu...sayee tu...hari yg berbahagiee ini...sayee ingin membagi nasihat....bahawee kitee ni hidup sekali sajee...so what i am trying to say is be happy always selalu...seperti video yg sayee rakam neee....sedangkan kucing lagi dapat minta maaf kepadee tikus...kitee manusiee sameee manusieee!! *uhuk2* excuse me..sayee betukk...ok itu sajeee yg dpt sayeee bagi nasihat hari ini...for more info..tune in Rangkaian Pelangi setiap malam kalau tak silap sayee untuk mendengar nasihat2 sayeee..salam sejahteree kepadee semuee..tadah tangan tanyee selereee...hikhik...gurau ajee..

GO GO OBAMA!

2009-01-29T14:57:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone in da house! I bet everyone knows that Obama is currently the new
PRESIDENT FOR US!:D FYI he is now the NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!:D congrates to him and his ancestors for becoming the New president and hoping US will become a non-military country! This is the tribute to the new president Barrack Obama by her wife simply known as Obamagirl title "54 Double D"..:) Go Go Obama! Ini MACAM! (Y)

KaMi maSiH aDa

2009-01-28T16:13:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum
bilang urang cbuk yatah nda beupdate ani... tunggu saja th bila cJiN kn update...
janji nya INI MACAM!! tapi alum jua ada huhu nada alasan...

bah NiL ko update!!! huhu

k guys bye~

GLORY GLORY~

2008-11-18T11:18:00.000+08:00

1st of all sorry guys... hehe here is some clip ....

pasal majority minat MANCHESTER UNITED!!! soooo... enjoyyyy~~

hehe mwaahhhzzz smua~

burung gagak atas pokok~
budaya lepak bawah pokok~
(dipetik dari patun encik Tat)

Sehari Sepatah Definition

2008-11-13T01:54:00.000+08:00

Perkataan hari ini ialah... kentut atau dlm bahasa org2 kitani... kantut!!! dlm bahasa inggeris kantut ane ialah fart.

kantut dalam generalnya ialah angin yg keluar dari dubur (bahasa wang... jan nde galat). bekantut ane nyaman kali ah rasanya mun dibuat... lagi2 kalau di serantakkan dgn cecair2 yg keluar dari organ yg sama...

kantut ane slalunya org bahagi pada 2 jenis...

1) kantut karing - kantut atu angin saja... p bau tetap bau
2) kantut basah - yg disertakan dgn cecair... ane extra... bukan sja bau, spidit pun basah... mun inda d cuci, bebadas tu... kalau lama nde d cuci, begiuk tah tuh dubur kamu atu...

org claim slalunya lah, nda kenyamanan ne bau kantut org ane... tapi bilanya kantut sendiri, kenyamanan ya... napa tu nah??

bau kantut ane slalunya ekut apa sja yg kamu makan b4 kamu kantut atu. if kamu makan durian, maka bau kantut kamu bau durian... if rambutan bau rambutan, if petai bau petai, if apple bau apple and so forth... sapa punya kantut bau taie, makan taie tah tuh~~

pada org2 yg baru pernah bekantut, slalunya andang kantut dapan org ane memalukan... so canakan cover if kamu nda tahan g kantut rh public?? kamu buat2 sja batuk or berasin tym kamu kantut atu... make sure volume kantut kamu atu damit dari volume kamu batuk or berasin atu... k?? does it work?? find it out urself...

bah eh... adang... nanti g d upate ah... if ada masa and if nda malas...

p/s: dubur is jubur... manatau ada org nda paham2... mcm c stalker... wawawa

engat selalu, kami sentiasa menyayangi kamu, so pakai lah safety belt anda bila belumba kerita dan pakailah helmet bila kan me-rempit....

bye~~

Salam Dari Kami

2008-10-31T03:17:00.000+08:00

Ahahaha... kamu... apa abarnya?? ane kan gto cikit napa kami unproductive tym ane. pasalnya kami tym ane busy memanjang sja... abis2 pun kami update rh c.box kami atu sja... yatah nyamo...

nil, cepu, jude: busy liat ufc sama mengingati nama2 drng. owh yeah... special tanx to c arif sal provide kami dgn ufc2 yg lama and baru... :D

jin: busy liat wwf... (boohoooo!!! ia minat john cena... wawawa boring~~ belakun wwf ah... pakai skrip wawawa...)

eon: busy meng-ilangkan diri... (DUDE!!! WHERE R U??? WMY *hugz*)

aix: assignments, nuff said

banarnya... se-simple2 reason napa kami nda update ane benda ane slalu... ialah... KAMI MALAS waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............

bye

Apaaaadaaaaaa?????

2008-10-30T12:51:00.000+08:00

ni ada satu iklan dat we found arh youtube... veli funny one... its kinda a spoof for a bud light commercial jua... ganya its malay... and i suppoz its local?? p cali lah~~~ banar... banar....

ok bye~~

THANXXX!!!!

2008-10-24T15:09:00.000+08:00

assalamualaikum....

here we would like to thank all that spendin' their time last saturday the 18th of oct for attending the bOguS family open houz... thanx alot guyz....

nyaman kn soto hj jamudin~ yatah no. 1 in seluruh brunei tu huhu~

kalah soto bunut, soto babu, soto tinis, soto seria n soto2 seangkatan yg ada d brunei ani....tapi soto Hj Tuah pun kira ok lah....

thanx to Acai & c Tah too for their energy ngangkat2 brng huhu~ next year kmi book kmu lagi hahah...

k toddlesss...

*copy dari JuDe's blog huhu*

Something To Be Shared

2008-10-14T18:11:00.000+08:00

Hi y'all.. rindu me kan update blog ane. and so me ada sakai2 kan benda ane dri kawan me (MT dang~~~), so me gambar lah untuk org2 yg nda pernah liat benda ane... soon me sure plang suma org kan liat jua... well me sakai banar meliat... ne nah ada me attach trus the pict.

Naturally Sun Expelled Tobacco... hihihi... dat made me giggles tdi~~

tadaa... lawakan?? ganas owh... me pun mcm kajut liat mula2 smpi tebilak lubang jubur me... mana alang2kn drng buat... unlike other countries, drng simpan gambar jantung itamlah, belubang lah... d brunei, gambar kubur... ahaha... i wudnt called that a side-effect... atu me panggil... kubur... hihihi melarut me ah... tapikan, lawa owh tarus kutaknya, n me suka yg ada warna itam ah... green and black bulih blend together rupanya.... ok y'all... me out dulu... bye~~ muahz muahz...

2008-10-01T23:57:00.000+08:00

bOguS on Demand

2008-09-30T03:25:00.000+08:00

and so raya is lyk less than a day or two... huhuhu kan abis dah puasa kamu... :'( surely gona miss Ramadhan...

anyways.... post ane special d buat ntuk kamu2 yg kan buat open house and kan menjamput kami *ahahaha yes we know... and we don't care kamu ucap kami prasan ahahaha* just take note yg d bawah ane on how demanding we are during raya nanti *not really demanding, we have reasons ok?? ahaha...*

1) for EoN... there shan't be any meat... cuz he doesn't eat meat... pantang...

to us they are yummy... but to EoN... they are a BIG NO NO

2) for JiN... no kacang parang... or kacang2 yg sewaktu dgnnya... if ia temakan kacang2 jenis ane, he will go nuts... and we dun want that to happen why?? cuz kesian org kaja d hospital... drng pun kan raya... other than hari raya... yeah... u guys can feed him dos kacang2an...

kacang parang kan nie jid?? nda ku sure eh...

3) for CePu... basically dis fellow eats anyting but veges... feed him veges he goes retard... we just dun want u guys to c the ugly side of him... i mean real ugly than then~~~

typical vegeterian who doesn't eat veges... CePu... he once claimed that he loves veges so much that he wudn't eat veges i.e. hurtin' em indirectly...

4) for niL... no cheese for dis lad... effect?? hyper-active... doesn't mean he likes it... he just cudn't take it~~~ puking will be a bonus...

don't ever put that cheese infront of niL... or in this case, that woman too...

5) for AiX... sapa saja yg mengidang ia... make sure that person bebatang... mun nya bibi2... nda ia temakan apa2 ne lelaki ani, sal tahap kegatalan + kemiangan + kelanjiangan nya tinggi sekali~~~... as for the rest of us... it wud ok *wink*

in ur dream AiX...

6) for JuDe... as for this guy... just make sure the picture shown below is nowhere to be found arah rumah kamu...

this is bubu... duh~~~

That's all guys... selamat sibuk2 membali2 barang, mengusai2 rumah untuk raya... jangan mental2 ah... and yeah... Ramadhan kan abis... make useful of the tym yea?? lops y'all~~

Menjelang Raya

2008-09-27T03:59:00.000+08:00

Salam...

and so nda lagi lama kan raya nie. main badil dah? pul puasa so par? munda pul jan raya... anyways, riane kami kan ckp psal raya sikit...

Wut do we expect from u guys if kami raya rumah kamu...?? 3 important tings: -

1) Green packet (yes, it has to be a GREEN packet) containing red dollar or more

2) Any cake with thick nutella

3) and the most important ting.... PEPSI TWIST... =D

we're a big fan of pepsi twist

provided that u guys don't have all of the three above... jantah kan menjamput kami ah... ahahaha... owh yeah, forgiveness will be a bonus =p~~~

k... enjoy the very last week of puasa... muahz *our lips collide at this point*

kongratulasi

2008-09-20T03:13:00.000+08:00

Congratulation to c pjul sal menyambungkan pelajarannya di Cosmopolitan College CT *nda ku tau apa arti CT atu... yatah...*. Ia start skul masa 03/09 dh. Ahernya ia join the other two bOguS members i.e. c ajid and c buzli... So belajar tah rajin2, jan kan be-shuffle sja... jan buat assignment last2 minute... jgn contohi seniormu dua org atu... ahaha... but yeah... we'll see...

mana satu c pjul nah kalau kamu kan tau?? ahaha

bah adang... selamat berpuasa... sembayang Witir bedoa Qunut dh ne... jan lupa, krg kana ketawakan... ahaha... and jan lupa cari malam Lailatul Qadar pada 21, 23, 25, 27 and 29 Ramadhan... k, na g lama raya eh....

Salam

Perihal bOguS

2008-09-06T13:40:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum semua...

Selamat berpuasa (lagi)... baru jua 5 hari puasa... banyak lagi... ahaha... and so tym puasa ane kami punya activity pun limited... meaning, no ngumpat (no kebenaran), no mengucap2 org (we can do this!!!), no kurik2 idung, no kantut2 etc.

so apa kami buat tym posa ane? kami membuat satu project i.e. project membuat used personal computer into branded portable computer (laptop wah...) liat tah hasil2 keraja kami d bwh ane...

this is the used monitors...

and the used CPUs... work in progress ne...

and the outcome... voila... tarus kami buat mouse razer death adder lage... dari labih2 monitor atu...

and the other one... and cni labih2 screen monitor kami buat mousepad razer...

Pernah kamu liat Ironman arah lighter?? another discovery by org yg kuat imagination ahahaha...

Ironman dari dapan...

Ironman dari siring... ahaha

K kamu... cukup masa... selamat bersungkai... =)

Welcoming Ramadhan

2008-09-02T13:51:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum...

Puasa??? ehehe... jan ponteng2 kawan2.... Yesterday c ajid, fir, pijul, kimah and c amal together spending their tym arah jolibee ptgnya... kiranya mkn2 ptg b4 puasa lah... tym puasa manada makan ptg.... ahahaha.. ryt?? and den balik kami i.e. ajid, fir and pijul and lepak d umah c pijul... ceta punya ceta (ada pasal transfer window, abis dah ne tym ane.... kul 7 pagi brunei wah...) azan Maghrib tia. tym atu tah kami tediam... and start mengucapkan selamat menyambut Ramadhan to each other... :D den ajid balik... c fir pun balik... cuz busy kan besiap sembahyang Terawih...

Ryt tym Maghrib... tym baru2 Ramadhan ne =)

Tym kan jalan Terawih... Save minyak wah... minyak mahal kali ah nowadays =p~

Nda plang membaca nie... menyilak2 sja... meliat satu juz ada brapa page... 21 pages rupanya satu juz....

ryt after mengabiskan 4 raka'at semabayang Terawih... ahahaha

memuaskan diri sigup b4 puasa.... ahahaha... kapus2 tarus...

RANDOM PICTS B4 RAMADHAN

look carefully... sapa kamu nampak??

naaah... ada c buzz.... ahahaha triumph tu buzz eh blakang mu ah xp

ajid pun ada.... ahahaha... behapakan ko pasang mua sepusin atu??

homeless sul kamu... mcm begger...

rupanya lepak2 b4 puasa sja kamu ane... ahaha apakan...

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT BULAN RAMADHAN... AND SELAMAT MENJALANI IBADAH PUASA... SEMUGA IBADAH KITANI D BULAN PUASA DI TERIMA & DI RAHMATI ALLAH.... AMIN!!!

For me..Its been a while

2008-08-26T15:18:00.000+08:00

Its been a while since i last update dis blog....soo who m I?ask d bOguS ok..hehheheh...bnrnya, aku berada di angkasa bersama Dr. dari Malaysia di mana aku lupa namanya buat masa ini, tp biasanya ingat ku nama nya benda ituh!aku berada di angkasa, mencari2 apa erti hidup,sama mencari rezeki, tp ndada dpt apa2, anak bulan pn alum g ku sampat meliat!huhu~

Soo since aku ndada dpt apa2, ku inform drang bOguS yg lain, ku bg tau drang, "iatah nyaenta, ndada ada apa2 d angkasa, tp ku dngr2 ada urg gtau yg d laut ada rezeki, soo marith bisainya kitani memancing!!" Mereka pn bersetuju, soo kami minjam perahu arh urang secara paksa, n dpt ujungnya skali si buzz nyamal 2, sama si pijul buati, mau bah tarus urg a2 minjami..Alangkah gembira bukan kepalang kami masa a2...D mulakan dgn doa, kami pn tarus ke laut...

Gambar2 berikut ialah gambar kami lapas balik dari laut, kira2 6 bulan kami d laut...batah kami nda merasa nasi katok!huhu~

Bah2, liat sja gmbar d bwh, panjang dh dusa ku ne buat2 ceta!!

ANE GAMBAR TEBARU KAMI!!

si pjul nda sabar, men gitar slajuuu~ sama si fir mcm benasyid ahh

ngalih nyamu~

mengupdatekn dirinya

mengupdatekn CS nya

sedih sal arnabnya mati, lupa bg mkanan or amahnya maybe lapar

ane si buzz mabuk

ane mabuk tia jua lagi

lapas kami marahi a2, insaf eyhh

ane insap tia jua lg

si ajid membersihkn, bagus eyhh baru ya~

membersihkan tia lg, lagi bagus

wahh, si fir meliat jaduaal ari pasang surut

ane meliat angin kuat kh inda

ane th nujum ne, layak sulmu jul, ndada kraja lain kn membuati urg nganya

Sampai sini sja pertemuan kita, hingga jumpa lagi...mun ada masa sumit a2!!

Kami bOguS ingin mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan, Posa ahhh~ raya dtg k umah kami k..Muahz!

Kalau buleh, jgn buka blog kami masa posa tym siang2, kurang pahala...

update cikit

2008-08-21T00:00:00.000+08:00

To Trubuk Masin Clan & Associates

The reunion will be on this 23rd August 2008 :D this one for real... so dtg lah tane beramai2... the collection will be 5 bucks each. venue: arh pantai, tmpt mcm biasa (i assume kamu tau ;p~) at 8pm lah catu kali... any question tanya c Hussin :D

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WE WUD LYK TO CONGRATULATE YONG THIAN MING (Jack or Jakiah, Zackiah ;p~) & NORAZLINA ON THEIR WEDDING ON 16th AUGUST 2008

c jack ane dulu kawan kami sama2 belajar munakahat.... ;p~~ and gmbar d atas d copyright dari blog c bob ;p~

and so kami mengantar c pjul, fir, buzli and bob sebagai wakil bOguS ntuk menghadiri upacara yg gilang gemilang ane. and as usual, they din fail to share with us some of the pictures. lets review it together... shall we?? ahaha...

the newly wed w the bOguS *buzli is missing*

again w the bOguS and org yg kan begambar sma bOguS family ahaha

mesra nya the newly wed...~~~ awww~~~

freestyle much??

woohooooo the most outrageous pict of the nite... look at the newly wed... can't hardly wait huh? ahaha

That's all for now... and for now, wait for lyk a month for the updates ;p~~ k... we luv u all... muahz~~

Pelita Trubuk

2008-07-28T03:48:00.000+08:00

This post goes to Trubuk Masin Clan & Associates. Others may stop reading from here, but if u still insist, ders totally no harm of doing that ;p

KAMOOO!!! We miss u guys~~ anyways... We will be having our reunion soon. August to be exact, but help Mr Manager (Mr. Adi aka Kunal) to pick the day. Kamu pilih antara 9th August or 16th August (both date ari saturday tu, incase kamu mls check calendar). Majority vote will be voiced. Place, time etc. will be confirmed soon. Kamu inform kan arah Mr. Hussin Ali which date yg kamu mau. we're sure u guys know how to contact him ryt? If inda, contact kami, kami gto cana kan contact ia. Dats all for now... any update, we'll post it here :D as for now enjoy ur life~~

The last tym we were having our reunion, last year... nada semua dtg :( hopefully this time makin ramai :D

Pelita bOguS

2008-07-21T13:25:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum

ani sedikit info dari alai2 bOguS (alai...? pundan lesbian kmu ani eyh~)
there is one small village in Austria, which they called FUCKING (huh??)

Saya tahu bahawa ramai diantara anda tidak percaya dengan keberadaan
kampung FUCKING (atau dikenali dalam bahasa melayu, bersetubuh) ini.
Tapi ini kebenaran yang sejati (sejati dang~~ bukannya pundan, awww~~ beracun...). Jika anda tidak percaya tidak mengapa kerana kami
ada bukti yang kukuh. <<< have to use standard malay so that bash paham hehe we love u bashh~ Mwahz~

kalau nda pecaya sudahhhhh....
liatth sendiri....

haid pun ada? huhu (ketawa manja)

The village is located 33
kilometres north of Salzburg,
four kilometres east of the German border
and half an hour by car from the town
of Petting, in Bavaria. (paste bulat2 dari wiki ni ah~)

actually the pronunciation is FOOK-ing
(doesn't make so much different)

picaya kamu sdh???? kalau balum jua click here

team bOguS selepas dari FUCKING

sekian terima kasih

syg~ ada sdh? kalau ada baik owhh~
ayang pun nda tau mau sampai or inda~
(once famous di telefon bimbit anda)

D.I.Y

2008-07-20T03:42:00.000+08:00

aka aka dan abg abg sekalian. hari ini, abg pijul akan mengajar aka aka dan abg abg sekalian, cara yg mudah untuk minum milo ping tapi hanya dengan membayar harga milo bukan ping.

so, barang2 yg diperlukan ialah:

1) Milo bukan ping
2) Ice cube (free ne... nda bebyr)

Step 1: Mula2 masukkan ice cube ke dalam milo bukan ping

Step 2: eh, rupanya satu step sja... ane jadi dah milo ping~~ kajutku eh... capie abg pijul ane eh, nda gto awal arh me...

senang sekali kan? jadi nikmatilah milonya ya.... selamat munap... eh salah... selamat mencoba~~ cobalah untuk setia... :D *gambar d atas a2 ruapnya ia minum cadbury, ahaha mcm milo saya liat ahaha, mcm menipu rasa alai arah abg2 eh*

p/s: if u r under 18, plz ask supervision from the adults b4 doing this, ok? muahz...

tata~~

Lesson Numero Uno: dOn'T bE a SLut, wAsh uR bUTt

2008-07-17T19:49:00.000+08:00

Here is another funny video, not by moymoypalaboy boys... but this time its by Mad TV. Mad TV is popular for their parody/spoof. Watch this clip below (not parody/spoof), and you will want more of them, just like we do :D

Just type Mad TV arh youtube and voila... byk tuh kuar... :D ENJOY!!!

Can You?

2008-07-15T09:04:00.000+08:00

hppay tesuady ervyonee!!

tdaoy is His Mjatesy's 62nd brhtiady and terhfereo its a plibuc hlidaoy. ejony yuor tmie wesliy popele bceusoe we konw we do :D

Azanmig huh, taht you slitl can raed waht we are pstoing hree? :D

Heart of The Bruneian People...

WE LOVE U SULTAN!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Moymoypalaboy

2008-07-13T02:05:00.000+08:00

Trust us, we know how to pick a funny video. So enjoy~~~

Can't get enuff of them?? Why don't you click here, here and here. And for all of their videos, click here.

Enjoy :D

Tips by bOguS

2008-07-10T03:30:00.000+08:00

this is kind of a new section lah ah... tips made by us, the bOguS, and alum pernah becuba... cubalah lih kamu k? my tips will be based on a scene.

bayangkan, di dalam rumah kamu ada ucing beria. den mama suruh cuci. kamu kegalian psal taie ucing atu belair2 lagi tu and mengalir2. tapi gud news, nada lalat sal taie atu arah tingkat dua, tmpt tinggi mnada lalat. kan ingkar *bahasa :D* takut bedusa *Syurga d bwh telapak kaki mama kwn2*... so mau inda mau kamu tepaksa... but instead, everytime kamu kan membersihkan, muntah plng kamu... mcm mikin jua kamah tuh.. nda pidah2 kan??? so cana nah?? aku ada tips... very easy... step by step ah...

cari taie atu smpi dpt
jgn d tantang lama2 taie atu *jgn talooooo*
betinggung kamu arh taie atu, jan plng kana kan jubur kamu ke taie atuh... mmbarigali tia taie atu lih jubur kamu
esen2 kamu mengajan taie... *if mau buat g bunyi 'plop plop' supaya mcm real*
den bediri kamu and bleh dah liat taie atu ko tantang kah apakah... just make sure to set in ur mind taie ucing atu mcm taie kamu sendre... kira ampai2 atu taie kamu lah
walaupun pakai tangan *make sure tangan kiri kwn2* sja membersihkan, sal dlm utak kamu, taie atu taie kamu sudah kan??? nde kan gali?? ia jua abis cuci jubur kamu cium2 tangan kamu~~~
udah kamu buang taie atu... jilat tia jari kamu ah... bygkan lapas makan coklet...
repeat step 7 bekali2

ok... sanangkan?? just make sure u r 18 above sudah kalau kan mencuba... and make sure u can tink hard b4 trying ok??

mind us cuz 'WE'VE SURVIVED 2 GIRLS & 1 CUP (2G 1C)' *not!!!*

Happy holiday pada yg cuti, happy observing pada yg meng-observed msa ne and happy schooling pada yg skulah :D

now, u have to wait long for the next update ahahaha...

kami sayang kamu semua.... muahz~~

he StanDs, U lauGh

2008-07-09T03:46:00.000+08:00

ever wonder wut a dead terrorist has in their mind? see d clip below, he stands u laugh, its a stand up comedian *lame intro by me there ahahaha*

SILENT, I KILL YOU!!!

eNjoY~~~

BiLa KaMi suDaH tiAdA

2008-07-07T10:48:00.000+08:00

Gud morning/afternoon/evening *cross out d unnecessary* guys!!

this post is just to show y'all that bOguS"an" still "exists" tapi malas kn update blog haha

JiN rusak router, gila payah tu owh~~~ (nice one JiN, nda ko dpt tipu kami tu, mcmth nda dpt direct to modem)

n|L (a guy whom busy w his holiday and ego nda mau buat blog g, blognya pun tamat dah) & JuDe (cbuk 'menjaga' so called mini zoo nya) sibuk movie marathon, Chin Yo penakut liat ceta antu!! tapi JiN lagi takut lah haha

AiX nda tau sibuk apa, mybe masih mencari gadis idamannya *cough* "Q"

CePu sibuk main cs 'kali' (sigh~ nothing special bout that but he is "spisil" )

eOn sibuk main Guitar Hero 3 dirumah JuDe tapi kalah dah lawan c n|L (hahaha ketagih dang~)

Gang-gang bOguS nda tau behapa, chin yo myb hangout sama Pelacur "HK" kli haha

n lastly untuk tatapan tani bersama,

kalau ada masa bibir atu

so thats it for now guyS... till then

Assalamualaikum

why drink& drive?
while you can smoke & fly~

nipple @ its best!

2008-06-07T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hello everibodiihhh!

A video for all of us to enjoy!hahhahahah!!

Entertain yourself wif this video...peases!

An Unexpected Treasure~

2008-06-07T00:12:00.000+08:00

Jankui Every1..:)
Well this is the month of June not august nor july its june and we do expect sumtin especially for boGus NiL and myself..:) Hey its our BIRDday!:D We are getting our now!:D pubic hair grows here and there and its a fact...=.= anyways, thanx for all the greetings tho..:') its worth for us to wait till 12 in the mornin..:) hey here is the recap of what happened on the nyt of niL's birthday...

Wow a Bakerlyn Cake bought by bogus Eon!! *yuMmY*

well the cake look nice tho! but nvm..thanx anyway..

Wow it was only a silver bird cake!! hahaha :p*burp*oops

Anyway..this was the ReaL BAKERLYN CAKE!! Emmm...sOoo delicious dengan buah2an and sayur2an yang sangat pres!:D~

Logan was not suppose to be there...=.= anyway happy belated birthday Jid..:D

Dats all for tonyt..:)

tambah guLa pada secawan coffee

2008-06-04T00:49:00.000+08:00

Hello guys!!
anyway ani "sengaja" ku buat aher pasal ani dream car bOguS yang paling UNIC...

bOguS A|X : Mercedes 300SL coupe

jangan silap, keta ani bleh terabang!!!

Price: USD$450,000/BND$ 620,914
(kalau dulu2 USD$7500/BND$10,348.70)
Engine Cubic Capacity: 2996cc

Transmission: 4-speed manual Gearbox

Body Style: Coupe

Driven Wheels: Rear (RWD)
Weight: 2850lb

Power&Torque : 215 hp @ 5800 rpm, 203 lb-ft @ 4600

bapa/suami berkata, "nda jua ku sangka ah c alai atu dapat keputusan cemerlang"

mama/isteri berkata, "jangan gusar, jangan mengeluh"

(sedikit sedutan dari iklan radio)

bOguS n|L's daY~

2008-06-03T14:23:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum,

here is a clip for u to see (mcm kumpulan 4U2c hahaha) fioana~ eyh!! back to bisnis....
especially bOguS n|L, jgn ko nda liat ni, ani untuk kau ni heheh
anyway guys enjoyyy!!!

click here---->> youtube version

alahai payung lah payung ketipang payung~
payung sutera nak raja muda~
(dipetik dari filem lagenda)

Notorious celeb

2008-06-02T20:27:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone!Once again thank you for viewing our blog..:D And just for ur info this is my 1st time posting a blog..Hmm..so how am i gonna start this..oh yeah..since we haven't post any mind boggling question in this blog, i wanna start by asking this..Who is the most famous celeb in SMSO? :D this question is only eligible for ex-smso students.SOwee..hehe.. Oryt.. Here is the clue..

1)

2)

3)

4)

So any idea? :)

secawan coffee bersama bOguS

2008-06-02T15:46:00.000+08:00

hello guys...
ambil sedikit masa untuk diluangkan bersama bOguS fam.
hari ani tani liat antara "dream" car bOgus2"an"(so ertinya nda akan tecapai cita2 kami kn membali...hahaha)
so enjoyyy!!

bOguS n|L : Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren

Price: £317,700 (BND$868,148)
Engine Cubic Capacity: 5439 cc

Transmission: 5 Speed Automatic Gearbox

Body Style: Coupe

Driven: WheelsRear (RWD)

Disadvantage : too small, 2 seat sja yatah if si hamik(nama ditebalik lagi takut pertumpahan darah) nda muat ni yoo...

bOguS eOn : Mercedes Benz CLS500

Price: £53,907 (BND$147,306)
Engine Cubic Capacity: 5461 cc

Transmission: 7 Speed Automatic Gearbox

Body Style: Coupe

Driven Wheels: Rear (RWD)

Disadvantage of cls :belakang ada 2 seat instead of 3, so kalau tani jalan 4 urang sja...so nda cukup,kalau c buzz ikut lagi sandi

bOguS CePu : Mercedes Benz CLS63 AMG

sama mcm eOn huhu

Price: £73,997 (BND$ 202,204)

Engine Cubic Capacity: 6208 cc

Transmission: 7 Speed Automatic Gearbox

Body Style: Coupe

Driven Wheels: Rear (RWD)

bOguS JuDe : Mercedes Benz S65 AMG

Price: £147,965(BND$ 404,330)

Engine Cubic Capacity: 5980 cc

Transmission: 5 Speed Automatic Gearbox

Body Style: Saloon

Driven Wheels: Rear (RWD)

new technology: Infra-ma'ang camera(Night vision) niceee...

bOguS JiN : Mercedes Benz Viano

Price: £35,832(BND$97,914)

Engine Cubic Capacity: 3498 cc

Transmission: 5 Speed Automatic Gearbox

Body Style: People Carrier

Driven Wheels: Rear (RWD)

Advantage: basssaarrrr....siapa2 sja pun bleh masukkk.......urg berisi lambuh gamuk semua masukkkk

suk suk suk keluar masukkk~
masuk lagi ah' ah' keluar lagiii~
merokok~

(zaleha- keluar masuk)

Creative Invention

2008-05-28T23:23:00.000+08:00

i got tym... so why not~~~

and soo u guys do know that safety comes first in everything you do ryt? here's an invention by someone for everyone where safety and comfortable collaborate...

voiilaaa~~~ ur toes are well protected by using this

"Really?? Why is that? IDD? Roaming? GPRS?"

"NO~~ I just text alot"

Quote from another top rated commercial in the radio by DST!!!

Guys Aloud!!!

2008-05-13T22:51:00.001+08:00

ok, leme just tell u guys this. im out of idea of sehari sepatah definition and DSCK. but, then i still want to update this blog by putting any juicy info that might attract u guys... guys as in MEN... if ur a girl, JUST STOP READING!!! well, if u insist, u may, but u will stop... eventually :D

so guys. while i was browsing the net, was dat damn bored, i came across with this site listing and showing pictures of the 100 sexiest women in the world 2008 to masturbate with... i would say, most of my favourites are featuring the top 10, so i said, why not share the lists and some picts that will cause you cum with you guys... so here we go...

1) ofcuz MY LADY, MEGAN FOX * RAWR* she deserves it... i wud say majority of the guys are HubBa hUBbA-ing when they see her picts. Not to mention to see her in person, one cud simply orgasm... pheww~~

wut a cute ass-crack. *faint*

her breakthrough... the bend... ooowhhhh i could only imagine that i was there... there... u know... at the back there ;p~~ helping her ofcuz.

2) Jessica Biel. *hush* im appreciating every inch of her body~~~

what a hump!!

3) Jessica Alba

well, this pict might not allow us to see the yummy shape of her body, but R U INSANE??? THIS IS WWWAAAYYYYY MUCH MORE SIZZLING!!!!!

4) Elisha Cuthbert

BIKINI RULES!!!

5) Scarlett Johansson

*drooling*

6) Emmanulle Chriqui. No idea who, but i've to admit, she's cute. muahz for u Chriqui. hey good news for u Chriqui, i wud still do u :D

7) Hillary Duff. Ok... Surprised?? i din make d list... but she's getting hot dude, dat u've to admit!! i know im admitting it... i mean, look at the boobs... arent they like saying hello to u guys :D more info about her boobs >>> Hollywoodtuna

8) Tricia Helfer

peek a boo...

9) My Latest Obsession, Blake Lively. She is tall, beautiful, talented, blonde... Can she be any HOTTER??

xoxo for u Blake Lively~~~

10) Kate Beckinsale

simply HOT!!!

For the rest of the list, u can check 'em out here >>> 100 Sexiest Women 2008

As if that is not enuff... i have this 2 links that u guys won't regret clicking... just click it ok, thank me later...

Clickee 1

Clickee 2

WoW!!! what a wild post i have pulled out... hope u guys enjoy it... and for the girls... naaaah.. we won't do something like this for the girls. ahahaha i need to go to the restroom now for what bussiness has to be taken care of. so if u cud excuse me ;p~~

p/s: Gratitude is unnecessary! :D

Happy Friday baby~

2008-04-25T10:40:00.000+08:00

Hello my fellowship of the rings~

Ane ada clip, pas2 clip ane arh blog bogusan, untuk tatapan kitani sama2...so mari kita menatap...apakn?huhuhu~

His name is Pablo Francisco, NICE~

To all our UBDians frens, colleagues, temen2, good luck for ur upcoming exams ayte!!

Apa Nah???

2008-04-18T18:27:00.000+08:00

who are dos people?? the girl is actually our fren c suziana... ya ari ane nikah sma [kekasih/abg/sayang/baby/honey/darling]nya... tu sebalah nya ah... aaaaawwwwww~~~ so sweet~~~

so CONGRATULATION FROM US... THE bOguS FAMILY!!!!

so sebagai wakil bOguS family, c fir and c pjul pigi ke nikah drng ane (since ajid and buzli were having their exam and sherman masih dlm pantang... sorta lyk dat)... wahai pembaca2 sekalian... ada cerita d sebalik b4 drng kan jalan ke nikah c suziana ane... cane ceta nya... arah msn...

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: Bismillahirahmannirahhim, Assalamulaikum jul

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: Walaikumsalam

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: Apa kabarmu, wahai sehabatku?

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: baik2 saja... kita mcm mana?

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: aku pun Alhamdullilah... sihat...

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: apa hajat kita menagur aku ane ah? kalau biskita inda kebaratan membagitau biskediaku lah jua ah...

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: Alhamdullilah... baik jua biskita betanya atu ah. munda lupa ku kan ajatku yg sebanarnya

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: inda apa eh... sama2 mengingati... bukankah catu cara kita hidup?

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: au.. bnrnya biskita atu... inda wah, kediaku ane kan betanya wah liau... cbuk kita ptg ane?

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: inda... kenapa ah?

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: baiktah kita sma2 berangkat ke rumah suziana... beliau nikah jua kan ari ane?

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: eh au ah... bah baiktah..

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: bah ada ku aga biskita tu... tunggu saja ah... kalau biskita mau barang bagus yg baru ku d/l, sediakan saja pendrive abiskita ah...

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: eeeh.. mau eh... napa pulang inda... yg mana tu ah?? yg c Julia kah? c Kristen kah c Hazel ah?

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: mcm2 ada... local pun ada, c siti nurbaya, jamilah, c bedah pun ada ne..

c pjul yg mcm Prince Albert once upon a time arah WWF: bah2, capat2 biskita kemari ah...

c fir yg mcm c mahon dlm ceta prison break: bah ada ku tu krg

- end of conversation -

lapas atu, sesampai c fir ke rumah c pjul, ia pun mentransfer dulu barang bagus atu arah c pjul punya pendrive... batah lah jua menunggu... sambil2 atu meliat lah drng ckit2... gila... nyaman eh... terutamanya yg c Kristen... hot eh... apanah?? ia punya masakan lamb chop atu... eeeeh... campur nya dgn udang lagi~~~ sizzling ane wah... hot jua tuh... yatah... c pjul sama c fir berazam kan cuba resepi c Kristen mlm ane... den resepi c Hazel esuk.. and so forth lah...

lapas atu jalan tah c fir sma c pjul ane ke rumah suziana... nya c fir ia saja drive since ia yg bwa keta, c pjul ane luan baik ati mau2 jua mendrivekan... so c fir dgn rasa besalah, menyuruh tah jua c pjul ne mendrivekan... kesian c fir, rasa besalah ia bnr2 sepanjang perjalanan...

so sampai drng sana.. drng galat, na brane kan meyubuk2 d dalam n meliat c suziana, tapi ati masih gatal... p drng biarkan sja... so drng duduk... mkn and balik... ahahaha.. dun say drng mcm langau... noo.. cuz they have sumting for u guys... seperti d bwh ane...

wakil bOguS family... c fir and pjul

from wut we overheard.. dis guy may be d next menteri... well dats wut he was talking about

guy in green: anak ku wah wang... P.C.E nya... 5 A... na ku suruh masuk Maktab Sains... biartah ia skulah biasa2...

guy in pink (kah?): anak ku dpt 7 A P.C.E pun ku na suruh masuk sna nyamu...

dat guy in his shade... very cool... very cool indeed dat we have to take his pict... ahaha

tym kami bediri kan makan kan... ada benda ane dapan kami... so yeah... we cant move... huh!! apa ne nah benda ane?? kalau kamukan tau... ahaha... happy guessing!!!

nya c fir and c pjul, sorry, na tedpt gambar c suziana and hubby nya ah... mcm tipu sja drng ane owh?? antah2 jalan org sedakah kali sja... atau gambar kawin kaka c fir dulu, drng simpan sja...

*NOTE: ON THE 20th APRIL ANE... C SUZIANA ANE BESANDING, SO IA JAMPUT SEMUA KAWAN2NYA YANG MENGENALI UNTUK DATANG... SHE SAID SORRY IF INDA TE ANTAR SURAT PASAL IA BUSY W WORK, AND PAYAH JUA KAN BEJUMPA KAN... SO IA TITIPKAN ARAH KAMI UNTUK SAMPAIKAN MANDATNYA ANE... SOO... JAN KAN CAPIE2 CKP "AKU NDA KANA JAMPUT", "AKU NADA SURAT JAMPUTANNYA"... BE CONSIDERATE LAH... DATANG SAJA... INDA IA MENGHALAU TU MCM ANAK KUCING, MCM ANJING SAJA KATANYA... AND KATANYA LAGI, BWA HADIAH YG COSTS 100 BUCKS AND ABOVE... ahahaha the last atu joking sja... untuk hiburan ramai...~~~

p/s: to bOguS family and trubuk clan... kamu punya kad jemputan arah c pijul... d rumahnya... so datang lah tane beramai2 k rumah suziana :D ~~~

"HANYA 3 MENET", yang ada betulis arah indo mee kah maggie kari.... :D

15th April dlm sejarah

2008-04-16T14:16:00.000+08:00

Masa on day a2 kan, kami Pjul, Fir n Ajid k pantai, kami kn meli8 sunset, hehhehehe... kinky kn kami?hehehehe...dlm kul 5 bisdiurang minum2 teh sama cucur pisang D Saedna, emmm nyaman~ muahz!hahahahaa...

wahh, kinky ehhh drang ane betuang2an

Erkk~

A2 th sunsetnya,hahaha

Pas2 kami sembayang maghrib, bt kami nda gtau urg plang 2...so kamu jgn gtau urg k~

"Tuai padi antara masak" lagu dari Malaysia!

Maulud Nabi hari itu

2008-04-15T14:34:00.001+08:00

Masa hari a2 on d 20th March, we as d proud bOguS turun d padang bedepanan Civic Centre Tutong utk menyambut kelahiran junjungan besar Nabi Muhammad S.A.W.

Ane gambr kami masa pagi2 b4 turun, mun d zoom ada 2 taie mata,sal si buzz alum mandi

Arnd 8 pagi a2, kami sampai k padang, bt kami ahir dtg, so kami park arh Hua Ho ahhh, sal ndada lg ada tampt lg jauh, hahahah....Then, kami bejalan kaki n planning kn merantas Kompleks Sukan, skalinya rumput panjang + benyamuk + ada lalat (theory si Pjul as tmpt a2 nda tinggi)

Sesampainya kami d sana, bnyk dh urg, memakai baju cara melayu lengkap, mcm2 warna, n macam2 panjang sinjang, ada yg pindik sampai melantik jubu~ awww~ nasib kami sampat menahan si buzz, munda sampat ia menjangkau jubu 2,hahahhahah....

Masa a2, abg2 askar or lebih di kenali sebagai pewira memakai baju warna putih yo, mun sinjang pindik nampak jua spendat 2, awww~ n again nasib kami dpt menahan si buzz..

We anxiously waitin 4 sumtin 2 happen, dat tym bejamur,huhu~

ane urg belimbu, so taun dpn kami dtg awl spaya dpt awl2 belimbu dsana

ane part urg yg nada aktiviti, juz ceta2 n show-off jubu~

If u guys kn tau, masa dulu2 nini kami pernah jln berarak sama2, coincidently drang ane pn bOguS, kira2 sebelum Jepun dtg menjajah!!

Ane kami aria2

ane nini kami (masa ane ktua kg kami baru skulah)

OMGEE!OMGEE!OMGEE!OMGEE!OMGEE!

bnrnya kami nda tau, lurus kh or salah kh yg kami li8...kami jd speechless bila nampak dua urg ane...urg2 SMSO tau ne sapa, n yg nda tau a2, U don't wana noe!

blakang a2 pewira2, we can only conclude 1 thing...

Bnrnya lps a2 kn berarak, tp kami nda nda berarak sal si Ajid sakit parut, sal mkn nasi katok padas, beria2 ya, nampak kegelisahan d mukanya, hahahahahha...Then ia melabur d umah Pjul, pas2 k tampat mkn... *pasal berarak atu, next tym lagi kami cuba. we shud've been given credit, cuz last year, we din even make it to the padang*

LOCATION : SOTO HAJI TUAH...nyaman!best yo!

Si Buzz nunggu mkanannya sampai (bnrnya abz ia mkn, abz pinggan d mknnya jua)

Si Ajid tenung makannya, takut kana minta uleh urg sbalah *org sebalahnya ane yg gambar d atas*

Pjul checkin some ass!kn d buatinya udah!

Urg sbalah yg minta lada rindu kami *sighh*

Then kami balik k umah Pjul n lepak2 sana sampai ptg...Then, si Buzz n si Fir kn begunting, so Ajid accompany bisdiurang...

New hairstyle from buzz, salnya idol barunya Albert Einstein

Ego ahhh si Fir, nda ya mau urg guntingkn, so ia gunting sendre...

Panya rambut durang kna gunting uleh si Ajid mlm a2 tym durang Tdur, biar gundul sama2..ane drang pigng kpala si Ajid spaya ia nda lari

Dulu kami blajar log,
Awalnya blajar tolak tambah,
Udah kami update blog,
Nanti g kami tambah..

Lai Lai Lai~
Panggil Aku si Jablai~
Abang jarang pulang aku jarang di Belai~
Anak kita skarang udah besar~
Mulai bingung kok bapanya nyasar~
Kenapa bapa ngakk pulang2 emak?
Kata tetangga emangnya enak~

We really appreciate to those who read our blog big tym! Muahz from us!
*HUGZ*

Ken Lee

2008-04-14T23:45:00.000+08:00

Today u guys are lucky, as we update dis blog wif a clip...

D song is Ken Lee, NOT without you!

Hope u guys enjoy d clip as we do!!! Enjoy d laugh!!

so kinky d judge~ muahz!

"Mawi~ world!" kata2 si Mawi AF3

Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 4)

2008-03-22T12:01:00.000+08:00

Perkataan hari ini ialah PACAH!!!

Pacah bermaksud pecah dalam bahasa standard dan broken dlm bahasa english. Pacah jua bulih digunakan untuk arti2 yg lain seperti ayat berikut:-

"Gila, pacah jua cigu atu" bermaksud, Palui, sial, buduh, buta kali cigu atu.

"Mau pacah sama me?" bermaksud, Mau beamput sama me?

"Pacah ko ane eh" bermaksud, Gamuk ko ane ah.

"Pacah sabun mu?" bermaksud, Bebau ko ane, palui kali.

"Atu pacah" bermaksud, Atu berakal.

"Jangan inda pacah" bermaksud, Jangan inda galat.

"Pacah saja wang ah" bermaksud, Lima ringgit saja wang ah (depends arh pertukaran duit brunei dgn australia).

"Pacah mua mu ane wang" bermaksud, u r charmfree (nda ensem bah)... mcm c baju petak2 biru.

"Wei~~ Pacah" bermaksud, mula2 masukkan talur 3 biji, pastu stir smpai sebati, masukkan ruti paun dalamnya... den masak tia... voila french toast is made...

"Pacah tia" bermaksud, Stalker jua ko ane, nada kaja kah? DISGRACEFUL!!!

"3 pacah" berkmaksud, 2 biji palir dan sebatang palir.

"Pacah dan pacah" bermaksud, selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin.

In other word, wut im trying to say here is, pacah ane bulih digunakan ntuk apa sja. sekiranya kamu na tau apakan dicakapkan rah org, kamu cakap sja pacah, mun nya kan na buduh org atu, becerita tah kamu tuh... * tips ntok cari kawan bulih d pakai ne benda ane supaya idup na menjadi seorang stalker *

dats it for now... kO PaCAH!!!

*Note: To all readers, plz do make sure u read the "GET THIS" section stated above. It is very stupid of u if u can't see it (pacah kali ko ane) as it is very "colourful" and still more stupid of u if u see it but u don't read it.

Its been a while~

2008-03-19T13:39:00.000+08:00

Sungguh indahnya hari ini, di mana kami mengupdate blog ini...ahhh~

Its been a while kami nda update blog ane due to reasons such as kengalihan, kelalaian dan kecuaian... Actually we do miss our lepak2 days ='( salnya bilang urg bz ngan kraja masing2...Sherman wif his new pom 6 students, Fir, Ajid n Buzz bz dgn assignment, CS and ceta beseries bisdiurang & Pjul bz ngan hamster, arnab n turtle nya ia kian membesar... and yeah... cbuk liat kakinya lagi ya~~~

Last Friday the 14th Feb, when ajid otw kn ngambil si fir kn lepak2 arh umah Pjul, Ajid jumpa dis stupid guy (otw masuk penanjong). Then, ajid berabut ngambil si fir, kali c fir nasib ada power trabang, so ia trabang sja mengikut jejak ke mana c ajid bwa ketanya, dari atas n try 2 cari d guy! Fortunately 4 ajid n fir, bisdiurang jmpa tia jua laki2 ane d pantai penanjong! Dmana biar th kami mengalarnya si 'S' (stands for Stalker, Stupid, Sapi, Sagai, Sayur, Selipar jipun, Safi [yg Sabun atu], Say as in gay n bnyk lah lg...)

Ia pakai baju petak2 biru, mua kurang memberangsangkan, mcm kn interview sulnya menunggu sorang2 d pantai...So dgn d mulakan dgn Bismillahirahmanirrahim, ajid n fir pn park d sbalah kretanya n meliat kelibat seorang yg nada kraja or abz dah kraja kn d buatnya dlm dunia ane... adalah capi2 sulnya, nda tantu rasa, buat2 kacak tp tetap inda...n sampai ujungnya, ia notice ajid n fir ada sna, dgn rasa malu n kehampaan, ia pn jln... so ajid n fir pn jln th jua, kn membubut ia mula2, bt apa jua kn d buat, kn membubut2 urg or men'stalk' urg ane nda jua baik, sadar2 lah diri a2 ok =) jan sampai kami ekut men'stalk' phm? mudahan kau membaca!hahahaha... si fir ada ne kn menumbuk ko!

Then, ajid n fir k umah si pijul, then drang cetakn arh si pijul, pas2 pijul g bwa drang kpantai penanjong, manalah tau ada sisa2 kepaluian & kebuduhannya ketinggalan d pantai a2... skalinya ndada ada apa2, bt beware, nasib ia udah jln, mun inda kana 'buati' ia uleh si pijul...hawhawhaw! supaya nda hampa n since udah sampai d pantai penanjong, ajid fir n pjul pn turun th jua menikmati keindahan sana....where ada laki bini memancing bubuk, kata bininya "bnyk bubuk ariane bang, 3 ekong udah uleh tani, me syg abg~ muach!" kami kn ngambil gambar diurang, skalinya over tia durang kn buka2 baju, so kami nda jadi, pikir durang kami ane dari adult film industry x...hahahah...so kami pn begambr utk mengabdikan kenangan masa a2 =) *hugz*

ane masa si fir pose ANTM, ajid so cool

unexplainable powers (both are from d highly rated series, heroes)

from d scene Prison break n pirates of carribean (nasib jua kuat angin) *pict by fir, lawakan?? ahaha*

iatah yg kana ikut oleh ceta titanic ne..my heart will go on~

Selamat menyambut Maulidul Rasul~

*note: jan menyambut dalam mimpi...

This is the new ajid~ *giggles*

(effect from watching too much prison break or in melayu, byk bnr meliat berihat d penjara)

the update!!!

2008-03-07T17:16:00.000+08:00

UPDATE!!!

meow (petikkan dari bunyi kucing c pjul)

Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 3)

2008-02-28T01:34:00.002+08:00

Perkataan tani hari ani ialah lampuh.

Sbalah kanan yg lampuh ahh...

lampuh atau lebih dikenali gamuk ani terjadi bila kamu makan banyak, ermm... mcm makan sampai 4 pinggan sekali... (aii! temaha tu eyh)

ayat "lampuh" macam-macam kegunaannya... for example untuk:

mengucap, memaki- "lampuh jua ko ani"
memuji- "aiiiii bisai sul mu...lampuh ko sdh!!! tp ... mukamu nampak bulat"
mengelar- "mana si lampuh?"

cana kamu tau kamu dalam category lampuh?

Betimbang....duhhh!!
lamak yg berlebihan di keliling pinggang mcm bladar
kedua2 paha betamu, if bejalan tegisil jadi macam badas sulnya
double chin
baju superman arh kadai BINGO nada size
size baju, sluar n spendat XL
ada masanya paksa pakai rawa/jala/fishing net ntuk dijadikn baju...
kana sindir/hint - "lampuh jua ko hamik* " (nama ditukar/ditebalikkan bagi mengelakkan pertumpahan darah)

sampai ada yg malu & nda ngakun diri atu lampuh, contohnya:
"mana ada ku lampuh, aku berisi kli saja ahh..."

(Sbalah kiri ane gambar kanak2 ahhh, ada career ia udah ne..)

kadang2 ada jua yg menyiksa diri memakai Tummy Trimmer supaya nda nampak lampuh...erkkk

"Tummy Trimmer"

(arh kadai c rapi sebalah rumah mama diding ada kli jual, $2.90)

atau mengunakan Fat Reducing Instrument, ntah banar nda kh jua mujarabnya....tp nya 'urg lah' ok plg

"Fat Reducing Instrument"

(napa mcm misin surung ni sulnya ni ah?)

Body Fat Tester
(kaedah masakini untuk check lamak....)

so...pandai2th kamu ahhhh memilih yg mana satu kn di pakai.... and lastly contoh bini2 yg mengunakn Tummy Trimmer & Fat Reducing Instrument

Sebelum/Before

Selepas/After
(memilih tah~ $1 satu ne)

Anak punai anak merbah ~
Terbang turun buat sarang~
Anak sungai pun berubah~
Ini pula hati orang ~
mengapa dikenang~

(petikan dari salah satu lagu lagenda)

Di Sebalik Ceramin Kerita (Part 2)

2008-02-25T00:48:00.000+08:00

This edition of DSCK, kami dengan bangganya memperkenalkan Hj Izam or sooo called c jam or c amir (ntuk org2nya sja, if nda tau ceta JANGAN ASI2 MAKAI!! ahaha). Ia ane slalu kana mentionkan nmanya arah blog ane. sal ia ane one of our frens lah yg slalu asi2 ekut kami lepak2. Pasal meliat badannya yg kurus ane, iatah kami kesiani sja, takut kami ia ane kana makan kuyuk... takut kami kuyuk liat ia as a walking bone. ahahaha kami ane wah semuanya berisi2 :D

trust me, dis pict was taken sebalah ceramin keta... p bersih wah ceraminnya

He is a member of trubuk masin. Good in playing football, futsal, street soccer... anything to do with balls... and i mean it.. ANY BALLS :D

He is still single, we suppoz... at least atu yang kami tau... so if mau kenalan sma ia.. click here here or here to link urself to his friendster (ahaha boring~~). GUD LUCK!!!

Ia ane gila dangdut ne. Kalau ada gambus ia slalu pigi. Sal biasa, apa ada slalunya tym gambus ane?? MEMBERS~~~ ia suka lah, teasing members2 sna atu~~ kalau ia ke gambus, ia tah THE MOST~~

why did the previous post said he's a gay boy?? The pictures below decribe thousand of words...

who are dos??

awww~~~ cute couple... is dat his boyfren? i tink so~~ (tdi kata single)

awww~~ so sweet, they're playing as if they are having a 'normal' relationship.

owh yeah... below pictures are dedicated to MAMOTIES' FRIEND (mamoties ane orang ne ah...)... so mamoties' friend... enjoy~~~

renung pada mataku... dan kau akan tahu, sebenarnya~~~ mataku dua biji... menggoda u abg jam~~~

pheewiitt~~~ sexy jua abg jam~~ bulih adik temankan? ahaha

awww~~~ so cute... mun kami pun cikit g kan jadi gay liat ko ane wah... apa lagi org gay... jadi bini2 kali tarus ahahaha...

begadang jangan begadang~~~ (petikkan dari lagu dangdut, antah lurus kah inda... jan marah mir~~ i'm not a big fan of dangdut~~ kalau thai's... maritah~~~ ahaha)

*btw we would lyk to send our deepest condolences to Sherman and his family at this difficult time. His grandmother passed away on the morning of 23rd February 2008.*

Selamat Hari Kebangsaan... =)

2008-02-23T00:18:00.001+08:00

The Brunei flag...we love Brunei!! Muahz @ ur lips~

On the 23rd of February, we Bruneians are proudly menyambut hari kebangsaan!yayyyy~ happy Bday Brunei!!!hahahhahahha...

Tema Hari kebangsaan taun ane is 'Tunas Bangsa'. Erti bangsa ane smua urg tau, bt Tunas ane, apanah ertinya? Tunas ane ertinya~ adelerrr~ hahahhaha....

Tunas Bangsa means new genration (or in some language it is pronounce as 'Niew Ginerashioonn' in a heavy tagalog). So we as the new genaration of Brunei should make our country proud, berguna utk negara mcm beperang kh or berjihad kh, dakat2 cematulah~ N majukan lah Brunei ane, bukannya majukan parut sja ok? hahahhaha

Let us cerita sikit about Brunei's National day. Dulu, Brunei pernah d jajah oleh Jepun...After that Brunei bebas tia (informative?) =)

Left: Askar Jepun yg tunduk arh kerajaan Brunei also penyokong kuat Man Utd

2nd left: Askar yg pernah menyertai dart d blakng ahhh + nda cukup barat
2nd right: Askar bersara,liat parut~
Right: Askar sasat menahan napas buat2 nda nampak lampuh

Ane tah sja peninggalan penjajah2 lama~ li8 usul pn mcm taun 50an kn?

Laki2 - Hello baby~ sorry ahh, alum sampat top-up bah
Bini2 -eyh, membari ingau ati eyh, emergency kaliah~ antara hidup & mati ne
Laki2 - kenapa babe?
Bini2 -nada eyhhh, i miss u~

Antah laki2 kh bini2 kh- I just call~ to say i love u~

(This is by far the best iklan on radio...)

Jul's Mini Zoo??!!

2008-02-21T00:49:00.000+08:00

greetings all!!! hei, rmmbr when i told ya guys pjul (a guy who worths 1 million) has lotsa pets? i just wana show u his pets here. so enjoy~~

one of his thousands hamsters. namanya c brownie or c cherry, or c johan or c tompok or c comel or c bino or c king or c lauly or c lol... na ku engat mana satu... or ada g lah yg ku na engat nma2 hamsternya ane

nampak kamu tortise nya? cita2nya kan jaga sampai tortise nya ane basar mcm kelapa. ahaha azam yg amat bagus~~

ane rabbitnya. hobi rabbitnya buat algebra...

ane... lupaku nma binatangnya~~~ cute tapinya owh

erk~~ binatang buasnya...bt ia ane so handsome!!awww~ muahz!

we're goin' to the zoo zoo zoo
how about you you you
you can come too too too
we're goin' to the zoo zoo zoo

(petikkan lagu tymku darjah 1 kah 2... na engat nma lagunya ahaha)

Happy Chinese New Year @ Sherman!

2008-02-20T12:50:00.000+08:00

Hallo all

*sambil buat lion dance*

Di waktu senjakala 17th Feb, kami bOguSan family k rumah Sherman, ia menjamput kami k rumahnya n it was so fun, hehehe!especially si Fir yg cAjid threat behabis2an,hehehhe!Aun Chin Yu n d gay guy Hj Jam also joins us..

Around 5pm, Ajid fetch Fir n Buzz pas2 kami k rumah si Pijul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!). There, Hj Jam dgn gaynya sudah awl2 dtg k rumah si Pijul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!).

Sampai umah Pjul(1 million theroy guy and also the next crocodile hunter as he loves animals so much!), kami ceta2, umpat2 n ucap2 urg, pas2 kami berlima k Pantai Tut skajap meround2 sana, kn menunggu Sherman bemake-up apa. Dpantai kami nampak bemacm2 jenis urg and bemacam saiz n bentuk yg berbeza2, so kami as a bOguS nda telapas dari 'mengomen' diurang ane i.e. ada yg sexy tp badan nya nda sexy, ada yg nda sexy tp badannya nda sexy, and ada yg nda sexy tp prasan sexy. Sama ada yg muanya alum beservis, alum beoverhaul and ada jua muanya yg mcm alum byr zakat, iatah bnr2 membariijap. Semoga diurang ane insaf, mcm kami~ =)

Then Sherman text and ask us 2 dtg k rumahnya. Sesampainya kami d sana, we became so nervous, salnya bnyk urg d rumah Sherman, so kami malu2, n so kinky kami ahh~ hihihi~ awww~ so after bepajal2, sama2 th kami bjln sana =) muahz utk kamu yg membaca! hahhahahah...

Kami pn mkn dgn malunya, cBuzz inda menghampakan bOguS, ia mkn dgn inda selera, dua pinggan nasi n 4 potong ayam sja ia mkn, hahahah...Then Chin Yu dtg, kami ceta2 lg n pas2 kami balik...

bah, a2 sja x eyhhh...li8 sja gambr d bwh, a picture describes a thousand words....

After we enjoy the meal, Ajid Fir n Pjul enjoying pepsi twist double shot, the rest pepsi twist BIASA

This looks like a beer

So we try, Yampuii!! mabuk2 usul kami, pijul a2 tutup matakh or andangnya?

A picture describes a thousand word!

When u are havin alot of theories,

Kerusi patah by Pjul, by Pjul, not Buzzli not Buzzli nor Kimah nor Kimah.
Luan kn meli8 kakinya whether cukup Tdur kh alum, ane th jdnya ne...

"Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" (Sebahagian lirik lagu di ambil dari filem Kuch Kuch Hota Hai..)

Sehari Sepatah Definition (Part 2)

2008-02-17T03:55:00.000+08:00

Perkataan hari ini ialah BEBAU.

wei... bebau... baie kali~~~

Bebau in english is smelly (i guess). It occurs to the people who don't shower, don't brush their teeth or they are simply born smelly.

Gila wang, mun udah bebau ane, na ia kira tempat and masa ne. Selalunya kawan2 malas kan nagur, pasal u know... pyh bah... paham2 tah hint yg kana bagi such as "Eh palui, bebau wah ko ah... nada sabunkah?" or "Ko ane mun di simpan balah sampah wah, bekelayi lalat kan terabang tmpt lain ne, pasal bebau banar ko ah". Hint catu lagi org kan nda paham... antak tah kali palanya eh.

How to solve this bebau problem?

1) Take your shower (not to forget to shampoo ur body)

nice body shampoo here~~ owh yeah, don't forget to shampoo your hair too

2) Brush your teeth (at least twice a day)

ehehehe barus2 gigi

gila, mun udah kucing pandai barus gigi a2 wah... BAIKTAH~~~

3) Use lotsa cologne/deodorant/Eau De Toilete

use all of these at once... atu lagi bebau~~ naku tau

Bebau ani selalunya kana relate dengan binatang lalat. Ada jenis tempat di mana lalat inda mengaga:

1) Tempat yang inda bebau
2) Tempat yg luan bebau (pasal mengikut pendapat lalat2, kalau teluan kamah/busuk/bebau ane, inda hygiene wah)
3) Tempat yang tinggi (ane mengikut statement dari a guy who worths 1 million)

lalat yang sedang bersalaman kerana sudah terjumpa si-bebau yang baru

So hope you guys always brush your teeth and take your shower :D HYGIENE COMES FIRST.

Just in case you don't know how to shower properly (could happen), i feed u guys the below video. Follow every steps and you won't be bebau then!!! tadaaa...

Guru Bagai Pelita Dalam Hidup Kita (petikkan dari lagu hari guru)

Di waktu pencuri inda memaling

2008-02-16T16:41:00.001+08:00

Hello alll...

Yesterday on the 15th Feb, an unfortunate incident happened to our very own bOguS CePu... He was involved in an accident @ kg. Telisai on 7 a.m. Ia telangga(bukannya teabah) urg yg menyampati kn masuk simpang, then urg a2 tedasuu di siring n tarus telangga keta urg yg paking arh dapan kadai nda jauh dari tmpat bisdiurang belangga, kelanga..

Lapas a2, si Buzz kluar kreta, kn dihindiknya urg a2, tp iblis nda sampat mempengaruhi jiwa si Buzz.. Kesianlah si Buzz, paksa plang ia nda keraja, huhu~

So guys, be careful on the road, especially when u encounter Buzz on the road, ia ane ada bad record ne d Texas.

Blakang a2 skulah Telisai

Blakang a2 concern Bruneian

Di siring a2 kerata Ford Focus & sbalahnya a2 Toyota Corolla maybe

"Indung anak~ jangan menangis~ bapamu lagi~ bapamu lagi~ ke kelab dangdut" (petikan lagu bini urg Brunei utk anaknya yg bapanya jln mengindon).

Di Sebalik Ceramin Kerita (DSCK)

2008-02-16T00:08:00.000+08:00

This edition of DSCK, wana introduce to u guys to.... a guy who worths 1 million for his brilliant statement, theory, idea and move. He is one of the bOguS family... leme introduce to u guys... PIJUEL.... his bOguS name is JuDe.

tryin' to solve nil's 2x2 rubik

He is not single guys... eh slh... girls.... so FUCK OFF!!! kalau kan ikutkan salasilah keturunanya... hmm... mls ku kan ceta... biar kami2 sja yg tau.

ia ane jenisnya org yg sayangkan binatang. he has 1 rabbit, 1 tortise and LOTSA HAMSTER!!! and all of these animals, he keeps it in his room. yath if kamu masuk biliknya, jan tekajut, sal kdg2 ia plang tidor dlm sangkar, binatang2nya tidor arh tilamnya, ada g yg main computer tuh... ahahaha.

owh yeah, he also has a special move. kami panggil buat2... yatah membahaya ne move nya ane. once ia buat movenya, kami semua tarus belarian... jantah kan capie2 dakat2 arh ia... krg sawan!!! ahahaha

owh yeah, today, 16th February 2008... ia bday... so HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JUL. dun expect for more surprises from us ahahaha... enjoy every second of it.

dats ol for now...

MENYELAM SAMBIL MINUM AIR (petikan dari buku peribahasa darjah 6)

Happy Friday y'alll~

2008-02-15T13:56:00.000+08:00

Sekapur Sirih.

Arkian, What a nice Topic there! So manja~ hehehhe! Guys, we wanna share bout Khutbah Jumaat td(bukannya kami kn bangga kami sembayng Jumaat td, kami manada gtau urg kami sembayang selalu), and its about 'MEROKOK'... Sebenarnya, merokok ane tiada gunanya, memudaratkn kesihatan n membazir wang! For Example, 1 packet of Marlboro cost $3.10, mun everyday bali it costs $21.70..mun sebulan membali its $93.00...mun setaun membali $1116...

Hatta, So the point is, merokok ane bejimat2 tah, bali th yg murah2 n cuatah kurangkan besigup a2, ok?! Its hard to quit, weve experience it b4... bt do try 2 kurangkn ok, n masa ane si Fir mana mau 2 dakat2 urg besigup, antah kenapakh ia udah!

Left: Marlboro Brunei
Mid: Marlboro France
Right: Marlboro Czech

N Fir, sian si Ajid d mlm menunngu ko, sedih ia 2 nda bejumpa ngan ko sehari, ko belahan jiwanya jua~ mcm lagu belaian jiwa(juz replace every belaian on the song wif belahan ok~).

Guru cemerlang, murid gemilang,
Guru pemanas, murid pengganas,
Guru mendulur, murid menjulur,
Guru Sherman, murid Batman!!!

HAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!

Sehari Sepatah Definition

2008-02-14T19:08:00.001+08:00

Today's word is... BITCH!!!

BITCH artinya ANAK KUYUK!!!

So if u guys watch movie, especially teens movie i believe... they always say, "She's a bitch."

artinya, bini2 atu either mamanya kuyuk, or bapanya yg kuyuk... palui, na pikir, buduh, sial jua tu ah mun org pikir dua2 parents nya kuyuk, pasal inda logic, kan? HELLO!!! munda anaknya kuyuk tah jua, EXCUSE ME~~~ yatah musti salah satu saja yang kuyuk. but most of the caselah, mama drng plang yg kuyuk.

ok till den...

MAJULAH SUKAN UNTUK NEGARA!! (petikkan dari VJ yg famous, Haji Ali Haji Aji)

bOguS JuDe's Birthday!!!

2008-02-14T13:02:00.000+08:00

YO! WASSUP!!!

hehehehe... Yesterday behari, on the 13th February, we did a surprise for bOguS JuDe's bday... Actually his Bday is on the 16th of February on this Saturday...Eventually Buzz n Ajid cannot make it on that day because they have function arh skulah bisdiurang...

Around 2, Ajid n Sherman did a secret meeting on how we plan to surprise si Nazri a.k.a. Pijul (since we tell d secret meeting, it seems dat it is not a surprise anymore). Then, both of them went to Mum's bakery n bought a 'Cookies n Cream' Ice-Cream cake where after that Sherman brings home and store it inside their refrigerator.

Dari ptg kira2 kul 3 cematu, Ajid was @ Pjul's home, juz 2 lepak2 sana n accompanying him was Hj Jam(he is so gay, like the Magneto guy!hahaha..) N thanks to Hj Jam, Ajid was not bored,yayyy~ so gay~ Then around 5,Buzzli dropped by juz to check on things and then went back home, mandi pas2 meet Nora...

Then, around 8 Fir arrived then we lepak2 waiting for Sherman to come home from a Chinese New Year function. Then, when Sherman arrives home, Ajid n Fir dtg, and told Pjul that they were having BBQ @ their fren's home, ABC (that is for us to know, n for u guys not to know). At Sherman's, for d 1st time,Ajid n Fir 'menjejak kaki' k bilik Sherman, wahhh so nice~ pacah virgin kami (dun get us wrong, dat was our first tym ryt, so if ur not stupid enuff, den u'll... and if ur stupid... den ur stupid lah) we pump d balloon, thanks to fir's pump, nda jua ngalih2 meniup...

Ane masa Ajid n Sherman mempump balloon

After siap a few balloons, we take out the cake n Thank God Sherman didnt ate the cake, FUHHHHH!!! Then we all go to Pjul's place.. Then Ajid tell's Hj Jam to bawa Pijul round2 Tut, so that we can set up the cake n the balloons...Then we arrived @ Pjul's place, n we set up everything n inflate a few more baloons. UNFORTUNATELY, we forgot to ask for the candle *sigh* then we decided juz to use a big candle, LOL...

Ajid holding the balloon, Fir pumping, Buzzli ntah behapakh?

After we were done with the set up, Ajid msg Hj Jam to bring Pjul home, supaya nda mengayau kmana2 lg....Then when Pjul goes inside the house, he was surprise to see the cake n the candle yg terang-bederang, so SWEET~ ahhh~ and then we all makan the cake, so SWEET~ ahhh~

This is the cake, picture was taken by Buzzli, ntah knapakh ia tebalik

Then Hj Jam told us how did he buy some time juz to let kami setup the cake..he told Pjul that, 'Bapaku minta balikan ubat batuk' n 'Abangku minta balikan Lay's'.... The most hilarious move is when Hj Jam ask Pjul to 'ghost hunt', and they did go to Skulah Pertama, hahahhahah... Anyway, Thank You Jam u play a main part this time!!

This is Hj Jam (sooo gay...)

'Berdisiplin, Berilmu dan Berjasa' (petikan dari SMSO punya moto)

"rotinya mana ya? ahhh~ ketemu! ketemu! roti keju~ roti keju~ roti keju~ lallalala~ roti keju~"

bOguS eOn's Birthday!

2008-02-14T00:48:00.000+08:00

Hello Everybodehhhh!!

On the 1st February,we held a BBQ @ Pijul's crib...dis BBQ, si Pijul yg blanja,as always~ duhhh!arnd 3 p.m., we (ajid fir and pjul) went shopping @ Hua Ho Tut, we beli2 ayam2an n 4 d 1st time kami bali kambin' yo!hahhaha...then after that we go to Mum's Bakery to buy a cake for Sherman!@ dat time, he was in Miri buying stuff for his NEW ROOM!!hehehe...

After that,the 3 of us k kadai si Rapi, membali minuman n membali bilun...kata si Pijul "bali balloon bnyk2 eyhhh, tarus utk Bday ku" hahahhaha....so confident of him!As Ajid was mengambil sos chili, Pjul show 'unique movement' to Fir where Ajid accidentally saw it!!!Typical Pijul didnt menhampakan Ajid n Fir, when he showed it both of them laugh!!sorry, we can only show the 'unique movement', as it cannot be describe as words or munda paham, dangar saja lagu 'MORE THAN WORDS'...calie jua ahh si Pijul a2, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ptg arnd 6 cematu, kami pun start the BBQ and we start to tiup2 bilun then we put inside the back of Ajid's car...we were planning to surprise Sherman by putting his cake inside the back of the car wif full of balloons surrounding the cake... SUDDENLY!!!Sherman dtg n d balloon yg kami tiup 2 beterabangan tia jua, so Fir ambil satu and throw arh jiran sbalah sambil belari2 dgn 'kinky'nya, Pijul pijak 1 balloon n bawa another balloon kblakang rumahnya and Ajid bawa balloon yg left masuk k dlm rumah,n fortunately, Sherman didnt notice n we juz pretend as nothing had happened, we were so blessed!

We start our BBQ wif kambing, as it takes time to masak then ia jd angus sal api nda baik(eventhough buzzli and ajid nda brapa pandai menyalai, unlike somebody main card deck tah pulang... *sigh*) then masak ayam, sausage n Crab sticks...After siap masak,we mkn inside Pijul's bilik tamu...

As we makan, Ajid n Pijul planned to put Sherman's cake @ the back of Ajid's car, as Fir and Buzz entertain Sherman...They brought the cake and place it @ the back of Ajid's car, then they light up the candle...After Sherman, Buzz n Fir finished their meal, they go outside..Pijul,Fir,Ajid and Buzz went to the back of Ajid's car, and then ask Sherman to join...THEN, Sherman was surprised to saw the cake, he nearly cry, bt he didnt cry (so ego of him,hahahhahahha...)

Then we ate the cake, so yummy!

Sherman's cake, surrounded wif 28 balloons

Pose masa menahan kan nangis.. tuuu mun d focus ada tears 2!

Masa makan kek a2, Ajid was suffocated wif cake, as u can see ia kana seksa wif the cake kana masukkan arh mulutnya, pas2 kana tuan coklet hershey's then they put the candle and light it up...so kesian of him~ ='(

Poor Ajid~

Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita roboh (kata2 ketua kg.)

On the 29th January!

2008-02-13T23:48:00.000+08:00

On the 29th January, we (buzz, ajid n fir) all went to Adam's place to buat a surprise ia birthday!yayyyyy!we were so happy as we were/are/will be the 'BEST' anu pasal2 kn menyuprisekn urg ane,heheheh...Actually, si Amal Nabilah binti Haji Ibrahim yg memplan from UK!!so kami buat saja apa yg d suruh,hehhe....

Masa ptg on dat day, cFir k Mum's Bakery in OG Tut kn buat cake si Adam, bt suddenly, rupanya Adam dtg jua ksana, n mengikut cerita si Fir (nda tau ia bohong or exaggerated) ia panik, n tarus betapuk d kadai a2 til Adam left...and masa ia panik2 a2 (teharu ku ne) ia tepon si Ajid, yg masa a2 dgn machonya d bndar bersama kwnnya yg 'besar2', nyahahahha....

The best part was masa kami kan k rumah Adam d Tanjong Maya! We plan kn ksana dlm pkl 9, so dlm kul 8 kami bjumpa arh kedai Orbit d Penanjong...we singgah 1st arh 1 kadai near umah si Adam, d sana kmi plan kn mengidupkan candle... SEKALINYA!!! Si Adam ada d kadai a2!So panickly, kami betapuk arh d side of the kadai, hoping si Adam nda nampak! SEKALINYA!!!Si Adam nda nampak,hahahahha....then we saw Adam melintas n ia nda notice kami...Then,kami dtg k rumahnya, cAjid menepon Adam gtau yg ketanya rusak,n beranti nda jauh umahnya...pas2 si Adam kluar!!!n ia tkajut ada kek on the back of Ajid's car, so sweet~ ahhhh~

Fuhhh...panjang mengarang eyhhh, panjangnya 300 patah perkataan, dapat A ne mun Malay O'level,hahaha....

(Ane si Amal bagi coklet,si Ajid membagi as ia yg paling tampan & kacak)

Coklet n the cake (yummy~) taun dpn th ko merasa Mal

Separuh dah cake si buzz tekuis, we wonder mun si buzz mkn,hmmmm...

Adam,Ajid,Buzz,Fir
(so nice n so kinky~)

"tanpa impian, mimpi tidak akan menjadi kenyataan" (from cerita 'soal hati')

Welcome To Our Blog

2008-02-12T16:37:00.000+08:00

HELLO!!!

We are the bOguS family...1st let me introduce you guys to our family...It consists of 7 persons...Ajid, Fir, Buzzli, Sherman, Pijul a.k.a. (mun anak bulih jua) Nazri, Bob & acui...we have our own bOguS name i.e. JiN, niL, CePu, eOn, JuDe, AiX & LeX respectively...Umur mau tau?msn saja sama kami, dngan bangga kami kn membgtau...Kami smua bjumpa n bemesra2-mesraan pabila kami berada d SMSO masa kami pom 6 dlu (for those yg nda tau SMSO, it's a rehab centre actually).

the 5 of us

Selama kami FOUND bOguS family ane, kami melalui bermacam2 karenah yg siuk2 belaka... not to mention yg buring, sedih, palui, bebau, annoying, minta puji, attention seeker, gamuk2, munung2, poser2 etc etc. siok kan idup kami??

banarnya blog ane kami buat... untuk entertainment bersama waaa.... wait till the next post... ahahaha... minggu dapan kali... writers' strike pun abis dah kan?? kami kan rihat lo... ahahaha... sambil minum2 d wywy...

the 3 of us (u can count kan?ahahaha)

"BEKARIH BEJARIH BELURIH" (petikan dari MPP SMSO punya moto...)

ahahaha yes... our first post.... at last... enjoy!!! ahahaha